Ash's book of deeply stupid moments
ALL NMES OF PEOPLE WHO CONTRIBUTED TO THIS COLLECTION OF
IDIOTIC MOMENTS WILL REMAIN CONFIDENTIAL 4 THEIR PROTECTION.
ALL NAMES SEEN HERE ARE JUST MADE UP PEN NAMES THAT THEY CHOSE
TO GO UNDER . IF YOU WISH TO GET ONE OF YOUR DEEPLY STUPID
MOMENTS IN THIS COLLECTION , FEEL FREE TO EMAIL THEM HERE
inus_girl@hotmail.com YOU HAVE TO TYPE IT IN THIS IS NOT A LINK.
1. First kiss. by: Rei updated 1/3/04
One day I decide to Take a bath , so i gatherd up my stuff like my towel and bath stuff. When I was done and rinsed, I drained the tub, Then a deeply stupid thaught crosed my mind. Jump out of the tub. Well i listend to my stupid little thaught , and jumped . Well seeing my feet were wet and the tub was seramic, i lost my balence ( in other words i sliped) and i feel of the rim of the tub . And that is when i face planted the toilet. the bad side of all of that funny stuff ,I busted my lip open and till this day still have the mark.
ASH'S RESPONCE : well u got your first kiss !
2.Tv trama. by: Ash updated 1/3/04
Well one night the light bulb in the kichen light exsploded, the next morning my dad had to get the rest of the bulb out . (the part that screws into the base ) So he shuts the power off from the whole house so he could fix it . after a bout a half an hour i ask " if the powers of can i still watch TV ? " my mom and dad just stope what teir doing to stare at me , and im like " what? it was i simple mistake ! eney one could have done it ! " they just sigh and walk away.
ASH'S RESPONCE : I still dont know what i did wrong , XD
3. Cool trips. By: Fox updated 1/3/04
Right after christmas, I went to a friends birt day party. Well it started out okay, but then ASh's lil sister shania( whom i fanasize about strangling) Started to fallow us every where we went, So we started to run away from them. We hoped the fence in to her yard (the back yard ) and ran around to the other side of the house. Where we were going to hop the fence again . Ash had a pool that summer , but when the cooler monthes rolled around they took it down, and had it rolled up , and laying on the ground . Well Rei and ash hoped over it and i was to bussy keeping my eyes on the lil terror that was fallowing us, that i didnt see the pool, triped over it and insted of falling on my face I fliped over and landed on my back.
ASH'S RESPONCE : Atleast you didnt eat dirt . lmao
4.Gimme a sec. By:Rei updated 1/3/04
I was talking to ash and Cooper on the net , at the same time, so i told cooper to give me sec, but i actually said "gimme a sex" and he replies "I'll give you all the sex you want !" i was mortified .
ASH'S RESPONCE :well , i would say you need a typing class, unless u ment to say that .XD
5. I lick him .By:Ash
I was talink to Jai on the net one night and we started talking about the guys we like. She was talking about this guy when she said" He said you are a complete blonde " and i was like "i like um " but what i really said was " I lik um " ans he's like like me were " . I wanted to kill him then Jai is like " you beter not lick him"
ALL NMES OF PEOPLE WHO CONTRIBUTED TO THIS COLLECTION OF
IDIOTIC MOMENTS WILL REMAIN CONFIDENTIAL 4 THEIR PROTECTION.
ALL NAMES SEEN HERE ARE JUST MADE UP PEN NAMES THAT THEY CHOSE
TO GO UNDER . IF YOU WISH TO GET ONE OF YOUR DEEPLY STUPID
MOMENTS IN THIS COLLECTION , FEEL FREE TO EMAIL THEM HERE
inus_girl@hotmail.com YOU HAVE TO TYPE IT IN THIS IS NOT A LINK.
1. First kiss. by: Rei updated 1/3/04
One day I decide to Take a bath , so i gatherd up my stuff like my towel and bath stuff. When I was done and rinsed, I drained the tub, Then a deeply stupid thaught crosed my mind. Jump out of the tub. Well i listend to my stupid little thaught , and jumped . Well seeing my feet were wet and the tub was seramic, i lost my balence ( in other words i sliped) and i feel of the rim of the tub . And that is when i face planted the toilet. the bad side of all of that funny stuff ,I busted my lip open and till this day still have the mark.
ASH'S RESPONCE : well u got your first kiss !
2.Tv trama. by: Ash updated 1/3/04
Well one night the light bulb in the kichen light exsploded, the next morning my dad had to get the rest of the bulb out . (the part that screws into the base ) So he shuts the power off from the whole house so he could fix it . after a bout a half an hour i ask " if the powers of can i still watch TV ? " my mom and dad just stope what teir doing to stare at me , and im like " what? it was i simple mistake ! eney one could have done it ! " they just sigh and walk away.
ASH'S RESPONCE : I still dont know what i did wrong , XD
3. Cool trips. By: Fox updated 1/3/04
Right after christmas, I went to a friends birt day party. Well it started out okay, but then ASh's lil sister shania( whom i fanasize about strangling) Started to fallow us every where we went, So we started to run away from them. We hoped the fence in to her yard (the back yard ) and ran around to the other side of the house. Where we were going to hop the fence again . Ash had a pool that summer , but when the cooler monthes rolled around they took it down, and had it rolled up , and laying on the ground . Well Rei and ash hoped over it and i was to bussy keeping my eyes on the lil terror that was fallowing us, that i didnt see the pool, triped over it and insted of falling on my face I fliped over and landed on my back.
ASH'S RESPONCE : Atleast you didnt eat dirt . lmao
4.Gimme a sec. By:Rei updated 1/3/04
I was talking to ash and Cooper on the net , at the same time, so i told cooper to give me sec, but i actually said "gimme a sex" and he replies "I'll give you all the sex you want !" i was mortified .
ASH'S RESPONCE :well , i would say you need a typing class, unless u ment to say that .XD
5. I lick him .By:Ash
I was talink to Jai on the net one night and we started talking about the guys we like. She was talking about this guy when she said" He said you are a complete blonde " and i was like "i like um " but what i really said was " I lik um " ans he's like like me were " . I wanted to kill him then Jai is like " you beter not lick him"