Jimmy Brooks, Spinner Mason, Craig Manning, and Marco Del Rossi all gathered together into the regular both at THE DOT grill and restaurant. Everyday after school the four teenage boys would sit in small booth by the window and would hang. The talked about things like sports, beer, drugs, girls, sex, and who was on the latest cover of Maxim magazine (or the bible as they would have called it). Today Spinner was talking about how the previous weekend he had tried to take "the next step" with his girlfriend, Paige.
"So I say to her 'Paige, honeybear' because I know she likes that shit 'we've been going out for like basically one year now and I really think we should take the next step'" Spinner told them.
"Take the next step?" Jimmy said rolling his eyes. "What are you a fucking hallmark greeting card?" he laughed at his own joke.
"Ha! That would be a good one." Craig said and took a long dip of his coke. "Hallmark making greeting cards getting a girl to sleep with you! I can picture it now, Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Please sleep with me so my penis can be used"
The boys chuckled, Marco even clapped.
"Bravo!" He said jokingly.
"well what was I supposed to say to her?" Spinner said getting back on topic "Can't we just do it right now in the middle of the room?! No! If I said that she would dump my ass in a minute"
"Very True" Marco added
"So what did she say?" Jimmy asked curiously.
"What the do you think she said?" Spinner sighed "I'm not ready yet. Just wait, the time might come later"
"Might being the key word there" Craig laughed.
"Oh shut up!" Spinner said offensively.
"Its not like I see you getting any!"
Craig just shrugged off spinner question. The guys still didn't know about how
Craig and Manny had had sex, many times! Craig wasn't about to tell them
either.
Spinner smiled, he had triumphantly dissed Craig. This was a hard thing to do because of Craig's very good quit wit. He took a long sip of his soda and then burped very loudly.
"And you wonder why Paige wont sleep with you!" Jimmy said.
"Oh fuck you! Like Craig and Myself, you're a virgin too!" Spinner replied. "In fact, even the gay guy over here is a virgin!" Spinner said referring to Marco. Marco looked down at the ground. Even though he and Spinner were friends again Spinner would often make obnoxious comments about how he was gay. Marco hated it. It wasn't his fault he was gay. Sometimes he wished he could be just like everyone else. But, we don't get the things we wish for.
"Sorry," Spinner said realizing that he said something that offended his friend "But it's true. I mean how lame does that sound that we are all Virgins?"
"Very True" Marco said yet again
"So let's do something about this!" Spinner said. Marco and Jimmy nodded eargly, Craig just shrugged. "we got to help each other with this!"
"Dude, no offensive Marco but I'm not having sex with some dude!" Jimmy said
"No offence taken" Marco said
"No that's not what I mean't I
mean you when your working out? You need someone there to keep you motivated.
That's what we will be to eachother. Motivators!"
"Where you getting at this Spin?" Jimmy asked
"By the were all going to lose our virginities by the Degrassi night-time dance and were going to support each other through it!"
The four boys all looked at each other.
"Ok," Marco said "Lets do this!" They all nodded and again Craig just shrugged. Spinner then got a twinkle in his eye and jumped up on his chair
"No longer will our penises remainflaccid and unused! From now on, we fight for every man out there whoisn't getting laid when he should be!This is our day! This is our time! And, by God, we're not gonna let history condemn us to celibacy! We will make a stand! We will succeed! We will get laid!" he exclaimed
Spinner stopped and looked around the restaurant realizing the floor he had just made of himself.
"Umm, sir" a pretty waitress who looked to be about 17 said to them "were gonna have to ask you leave now!" Spinner turned a shade a dark red and quickly walked out the door. His three friends followed him with one thing on there minds, the dance.
_AUTHORS NOTE_
hey peoples, I know this is a really sucky story but I just got the idea and felt like writing about it. I also know there are probably a lot of spelling mistakes and shit but this story was just sorta came to me and I just jotted down my thoughts. Oh and I sorta took the story line from the movie AMERICAN PIE if you couldn't have guessed. I also took the little speech spinner makes from the movie to! Sorry!
For you all you fans of WHOLE AGAIN. Yes I am still writing it if you were going to ask that question. It should be up very soon ;)
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xoxo-mariel
