Naked and Falling

AN: Just need to say one thing and that's it. When reading, just trust me and keep reading. Everything will make sense eventually. The story follows Naruto's POV and since he will be confused for the most part, so will the readers(You).It's just a way to keep everyone entertained and into the story. Hope you will enjoy. I won't AN much unless someone asks a question.

Chapter One: Where am I and Why am I naked?

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'Wha...wha...huh? Huh?'

'What the hell? Where the hell am I? Why the hell am I free falling? Most importantly...'

'WHY THE HELL AM I NAKED?'

"Wait! What in the hell is happening?! SHIIIIIIIITTTTTT!" Naruto tried to scream out, but the air deafened all noise that came from his mouth as he continued to free fall in the sky. He couldn't even remember how he got here! One minute he was walking away from the memorial he made for his pervy teacher after his fight with Nagato. The next, he's waking up in the middle of open sky; naked and falling. His muscles were pounded and stretched from the continued force of falling at what seemed like a million miles a hour. Naruto grimaced and forced his eyes to open more to see exactly how far he was to the ground. He panicked as he saw the giant mass of land growing wider, grabbing his hair in fear.

'I need to slow down! The ground is coming to view quick and I'm gonna die if I can't slow down or cushion my fall!' Naruto thought to himself like an idiot before common sense slapped him across the face. 'Duh!'

He forced his hands together through the high pressure from falling and crossed his fingers to perform his signature jutsu to try and save himself from becoming a stain on the ground. Maybe a giant ball of his clones would cushion his fall or at least slow down his descent enough to jump onto something safe once he got closer to the landscape. He grinned as he focused his chakra and scream the name in his head.

'Shadow Clone Jutsu!'

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'Huh?'

A deadpanned look came across Naruto's face at the lack of clones appearing to save his life. Nothing happened... at all much to his's surprise. His prize technique failed? What the hell was going on? He needed to think fast. Naruto quickly bit his finger, his body still swirling around in mid air as he performed the hand seals to his second jutsu.

'Summoning Jutsu!'

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'Crap.'

Nothing was happening at all! He could feel his chakra forming inside his body, even though it did seemed strange to him how it felt. Much more warmer that usual. But then again, it could be because he was feeling icy cold wind blowing wildly and painfully against his genitals. Of...course. Here he was about to die naked and all he could think about was his cold junk flapping in the wind. He sighed and closed his eyes after glancing down at the land one more time, the sight of a tiny village growing bigger and bigger.

He didn't want to know when it was going to happen. When he will impact the ground and splatter all over nearby buildings and civilians. He wanted to at least control something about his soon to be death, which was happening for some unknown reason to him. This was his reward for saving the Leaf village. A naked, gruesome death.

Oh, the irony.

'Well, at least I saved the village.' Naruto shrugged as he stretched out his arms and legs, waiting for the inevitable impact to happen. He braced himself as his body drew closer and closer to the group of buildings he was falling toward. His face twitched as human nature came over him and couldn't help but open his eyes to see the mass growing at a quick pace. He may have been trying to be brave but he was still human as the fear overcame him once more and tried to scream one last time.

Suddenly, some kind of large, rotating, red circle appeared in front of Naruto in a flash of light and the next thing he knew; he was smashing into something hard. Something that felt like tiles crumpled underneath his body as he bounced and rolled off what seemed to be a roof top. He fell a few more feet and landed into a large dumpster filled with trash. Banana peels and pieces of paper flew up into the air in a comical manner as the sound of Naruto's groans came from the top of the trash bin.

"Ow..." he groaned out as he stretched an arm out and gripped the edge of the dumpster to lift himself up. "That was not fun at all."

Suddenly, it had struck him. He's alive. He survived. Naruto laughed out loud as he gripped the edge with his other hand and flipped himself out of the large bin in a painful heap. But he didn't care as he continued to laugh, breathing heavily in between chuckles. "I survived. I freaking survived! Wait...I survived?"

He was falling at an incredible rate toward the landscape, about to be smashed like a pancake. Even as a tough shinobi, there was no chance he would have lived after hitting the ground...rooftop, whatever. Naruto lifted his hands in his line of sight and stared at the minor scrapes on his palms and forearms. How did he survive? The more he though about it, the more he remember what happened right before the impact.

Some kind of red circle with weird designs appeared in front of his falling body and then suddenly...he wasn't in the sky anymore. He still fell hard onto the rooftop he rolled off of and hurt himself pretty moderately. But somehow, the space between himself and the ground was somewhat shortened, which caused the impact to be much, much less than it was going to be.

Did he shunshin? No, that was just super speed and he would have killed himself that much quicker. Maybe he somehow used his newly discovered father's jutsu and summoned himself closer to the ground.

"No, I don't know anything about his Flying Thunder God thing. What the hell happened?" Naruto sat up from his lying position and shook his head. "No, wait. How the hell did I ended up falling out of nowhere?"

Naruto struggled to remember the moments after placing the paper flowers Konan made for him at the small memorial he made for his sensei. He was weak, that was for sure. He had the fight of his life both physically and mentally against another student of Jiraiya's. He managed to sway him back to the side of good that their teacher taught them and gave his life to give back everyone's lives in the village he took. It was an emotional moment he had, walking away from the spot.

But then after that, nothing. Nothing at all. It was as if he blacked out or something. He just couldn't remember. Naruto shook his head once more and slowly stood up, dust and garbage falling off his scraped up body. At least his wounds were still healing like they normally did. Slowly but surely, his minor bruises and wounds started its healing process. For now, he needed to find out where he was and also get some clothes before someone discovered his naked body. He looked around the alley he fell into and saw a small pallet of boxes a few feet away from the dumpster he landed into like a trash bag.

He quickly ran to the stack of boxes that was right next to a door that he assumed led to whatever kind of store it belong to and whispered an apology for what he was about to do. Naruto ripped opened the first box and sighed in relief to find clothes neatly stacked. He made a silent promise to come back to this store and pay for the clothes that he was going to 'borrow' when he could. He pulled out a pair of denim jeans and a white muscle shirt, slipping them on quickly before someone caught him when an idea hit him.

These boxes had labels on them. All sorts of information was always printed on them, including the location of where they were sent too. Naruto grinned as he leaned down and ripped off the label of the box he had opened a moment ago. Finally, he could at least find out what village he landed into because he had no idea by the design of the buildings he was surrounded by in the alley. Naruto lifted the label to his face before a look of confusion flashed across his face. He saw usual numbers and stuff that was on shipping labels but it was the name that threw him off. He didn't even know if he could pronounce it.

"Ma...Ma...Magnolia Town?"