In case you did not catch on, this is retelling the stories of Junjou except when the ukes are born as girls. Thank you to Shiranai Atsune for the suggested idea. It does sound interesting and I hope people give it a chance and enjoy.

Starting with: Romantica!


Niisan, please forgive me. I know you loved the bright, adorable, smiling girl you raised since I was ten. "BUT YOUR ADORABLE GIRL IS AN IDIOT!" I cried out in the middle of the street; people looked but I could care less. This was the worse day in my life. I looked down at the paper in my hand, my test, with a big fat 56 in large red. Not only did I fail but I am nowhere near getting into Mitsuhashi. And if I cannot get into Mitsuhashi, niisan will not fall more in love with me than that stupid woman.

I looked up in dismay to see I was already in front of our apartment. I could not face niisan now. And not even the fact niisan blew off the whore to be with me tonight could lighten up the mood. "Now or never." I trudged inside, taking my sweet time pulling out my keys and unlocking the door. "I'm home…" My eyes were on the ground.

"Ah, welcome home—Usagi-san stop." Hearing the name made me look up and freeze. My handsome, amazing brother was pushed up against the wall with a broad, silver-haired man, leaning up on him. His hands were around his neck and his lips were too close to his face. "Hey Misaki."

"So this is your sister Takahiro, she looks nothing like you." His voice was deep, much deeper than niisan's that sent chills through my body. If he had not said that with a condescending smirk, I think I would have blushed.

My senses were still frozen in shock. This reminded me of a scene from those BL novels I read a lot. When my brain started functioning again, I panicked. Love rival!

"This is Usami Akihiko, the friend I was telling you about from high school." Niisan introduced us once he finally got the man off of him. "I told you about him plenty of times."

"Of course." He did but I also remember trying to cuddle with him every time he mentioned any of his friends, and that woman.

"I'll be leaving now." Good. "It was nice meeting you Misaki, I will see you again."

"Goodbye." I narrowed my eyes at him when niisan was not looking. He just looked back at me with that same condescending smirk that it felt good to slam the door shut. "Niisan!" I smiled, running over to wrap my arms around him. He was always so warm.

"No need to start acting like Usagi-san." He chuckled.

I pouted. "That is not nice. I am cuter than him, right niisan?"

"Of course you are. You are my adorable little sister." Point one for me. "So how was school? Did you get your test back?" And there goes my mood.

"Fine." I muffled into his chest, trying to hide my face when he grabbed my shoulders and pushed me back to look at me. "Misaki?"

With a sad face I held up my test. He scrunched his eyes, sighing. I waited for a lecture but was surprised when he smiled. "It will be alright Misaki. You have plenty of time before the college entrance exams." I cried; niisan is so KIND! "Besides, I have great news."

"What is it?" You finally left Mina or whoever?

"I asked Usagi-san to tutor you."

"What?"

"I thought you could use the help but I am afraid I work too much. Do not worry, Usagi-san graduated at the top of his class in college."

"I'm sure that man must be busy with work."

"No, no, he is an author so he does work at home and he assured me you would not get in the way of anything. He seemed really happy to help." The man just now? Happy to help? There was something fishy going on that I am sure my naïve brother could not see. But I was desperate to get into Mitsuhashi so I smiled. "That is great. I hope to learn a lot from him."

Niisan smiled brightly. "Great, you will go tomorrow at 11 and then I will come get you when I get off. I did say I would make him a pot of my stew that you will be bringing with you."

"Sounds good." Ok enough of this guy, it is niisan Misaki time. I moved to hug him when his phone started ringing. "Hello? Oh Manami? Huh, I did? Yeah I will be over there to get it in a few minutes. Alright see you soon. I love you."

No. No. "Sorry Misaki, it seems I left my briefcase at Manami's and I need it for tomorrow. I should be back before 8 but you might have to eat without me."

"Oh, ok."

He pulled me into a hug, kissing my forehead. "I'll bring some of that chocolate you like home."

"Ok, be safe." I waved as he walked out the door. Then a tear fell. "No, I have to be strong. I just need to get into Mitsuhashi and then all of niisan's love will be on me again." Manami may have won this battle but I will win the war.

But this does mean I had to see that 'Usagi' guy again. If it was not a nickname niisan came up with I would have called it stupid. I still could remember the cockiness in his violet eyes as he looked down on me. Nothing like the bright eyes in niisan. "Someone like him is not worth my niisan."

If he was my ticket to Mitsuhashi then I just had to suck it up. I can totally take that guy on!