Chapter 1- Let's introduce ourselves
Hello, Hello, and another HELLO to you and Welcome to Ask the Mario Kart 7 Characters
Coco: Hello everyone this is your author Coco C. Valdez and today you will all ask questions to the Mario Kart 7 Characters. Here is a list of the MAIN people you'll be asking: Mario, Luigi, Peach, Yoshi, DK, Bowser, Toad, Koopa Troopa, Daisy, Wario, Rosalina, Metal Mario, Shy Guy, Honey Queen, Wiggler, and (last but not least) Lakitu.
Coco: First up to introduce themselves is Marto
Mario: It's Mario
Coco: Yeah whatever, just hurry up Pablo.
Mario: FUUUU-*Explodes*
Coco: Okay forget him next is Luigi.
Luigi: Hi, I'm Luigi I usually assist Mario on his adventures-
Mario: *Reassembles* More like getting your ass whopped by a hideous turtle dragon thing!
Bowser: HAHAHA-Wait a minute, WITCH.
Mario: Stuff it, Smartass.
Coco: Shut up and let the cowardly fool talk!
Luigi: Yeah, let the coward-Fuck you
Coco: Man you guys are retarded well, next up is Peach.
Peach: Hi I'm Peach-
Coco: Dude we know your name by when I say 'next up is' so and so.
Peach: Alright, alright *Mumbles* you don't have to be such a witch about it.
Coco: What was that?
Peach: Nothing.
Coco: Know what we'll just skip to the Unlocked Characters
Bowser: But, you were just getting to me, OH you Son of a BI-
?: Hey dad.
Bowser: Who the eff is calling me- what the hell are you doing here Ludwig and why are Larry, Lemmy, Morton, Roy, Jr., Iggy, and Wendy here.
Ludwig: The author let us come.
Coco: No, no ,no you guys asked me if you could join an I said no.
Bowser: Then why the hell-
Coco: Shut the Fuck up, Fatback and let me finish anyways-
Larry: We made a trade with her.
Bowser: What kind?
Larry: Can't tell it's a secret.
Lemmy: *Blurts out like an idiot* We gave her all your money in exchange to come here.
Bowser: You Bast-
Coco: SHUT THE HELL UP! Now let's continue. Please thank you Daisy, DAISY!
Daisy: *Snores*
Mario: How the hell did she sleep through THAT?
Coco: Who cares *Checks list* Rosalina.
Rosalina: Gladly, I am a princess from the Galaxy and-
Coco: Not interested.
Jr.: How could you interrupt such a wonderful speech
Everyone: *Looks at Jr. like he's crazy*
Coco: *Sprays Jr. with something that causes amnesia*
Jr.: AHHHH-What just happened.
Coco: Better, now the ones who'll introduce themselves are Shy Guy, Honey Queen, Wiggler, and Lakitu.
Wario: What about me.
Rosalina: And me.
Metal Mario: AND me
Coco: Wario, Rosalina may I remind you that you've been in other video games.
Wario and Rosalina: *wth face*
Metal Mario: Ahem
Coco: Oh yeah, you're exactly like Mario, but you're made of metal case closed.
Mario: So NOW you get my name right.
Coco: Stuff it, Pluto.
Mario: *Walks away offended*
Metal Mario: But-
Coco: CASE CLOSED! Okay now Shy Guy you're up.
Shy Guy: *Makes Shy Guy sounds*
Coco: Okay *Retarded smile* Since we have no idea what the hell he is saying let's move on to Honey Queen.
Honey Queen: I am the queen of bees and love to race so when I heard of Mario Kart 7 I joined in and-
Coco: Geez, you talk like Morton.
Morton: HAHAHA-Wait, HEY!
Honey Queen: Who?
Coco: Never mind *Whispers* Maybe they should've named you the Chatterbox Queen. Okay next is, Wiggler.
Wiggler: *Makes cute sounds*
Coco: Can't understand.
Wiggler: *Talks in English, but with a Deep Man Voice*I said I am a worm/caterpillar nuff' said.
Coco: Ohhhkaay and next, but last is Lakitu.
Lakitu: Sup' Mofos.
Coco: Ahem.
Lakitu: Oh yeah, right I am a guy who likes to race and stuff and I work for Bowser.
Bowser: That's right, that's right. Speaking of which about the trade- Awe never mind, but I'm still on to you.
Iggy: We're screwed.
Coco: Man you people are so stupid you can't even form an angry mob and attack me.
Everyone: *Forms mob, chases Coco and chants*Get Coco, get Coco.
Coco: *Runs out* Well maybe not that stupid so don't forget to R&R. P.S. HEEELP!
Everyone: Get her and bye *Runs out to get Coco*
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