Undyne sat down on a bench and said, "Holy crap! I love being gay and killing things!"
"What, you too?" said Undyne.
"I WILL KILL YOU"
"NO I WILL"
"YOU'LL DIE FIRST"
"NO YOU WILL"
"I HAVE A SPEAR"
"SO DO I"
"I WILL KILL YOU AND THEN KILL YOU AGAIN"
"I WILL KILL YOU EVEN MORE"
"I WILL KILL YOU WAY MORE THAN EVEN MORE"
"I WILL KILL YOU A WHOLE LOT MORE THAN THAT"
"I LOVE VIOLENCE"
"I LOVE VIOLENCE EVEN MORE"
"THAN WHY DON'T YOU MARRY IT"
"BECAUSE I'M ALREADY MARRIED TO IT"
"SO AM I"
"AAAAA"
"AAAAAA"
"AAAAAAA"
"AAAAAAAA"
"AAAAAAAAA"
"AAAAAAAAAA"
"AAAAAAAAAAA"
"AAAAAAAAAAAA"
Undyne and Undyne drew their spears simeltaneously.
"You're pretty good..." Undyne said.
"Same to you, Undyne," Undyne said.
They sparred too quickly for the eye to see for a second.
Undyne wiped sweat off her brow.
"Oh, you're tired already?" Undyne said, mocking Undyne.
"No, I'm just getting started!" Undyne shouted. She threw her spear at Undyne who blocked with her spear.
"Loser." Undyne said.
"Same to you," Undyne said.
Undyne shot lasers at Undyne who shot lasers back at Undyne, who lasered at Undyne who then lasered at Undyne, who shot lasers at Undyne who shot lasers back at Undyne, who lasered at Undyne who then lasered at Undyne, who shot lasers at Undyne who shot lasers back at Undyne, who lasered at Undyne who then lasered at Undyne, who shot lasers at Undyne who shot lasers back at Undyne, who lasered at Undyne who then lasered at Undyne, who shot lasers at Undyne who shot lasers back at Undyne, who lasered at Undyne who then lasered at Undyne, who shot lasers at Undyne who shot lasers back at Undyne, who lasered at Undyne who then lasered at Undyne, who shot lasers at Undyne who shot lasers back at Undyne, who lasered at Undyne who then lasered at Undyne, who shot lasers.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" said Undyne.
"AAAAaAaAaAAAAaAaAaAAAAaAAaAAAAaaAaaAaAaaAaAAaAaAA" said Undyne.
They both fell over simeltaneously and turned into apples. Deal with it.
THE END.