The Sniper Meets the Payload

"SCREAMIN' EAGLES!" was all the BLU Sniper heard before the ground exploded beneath him.

Suddenly he was in the air, pain spreading across his lower half as he was flung through the air. He let out and un-Mannly yelp as he collided with the ground, rifle skidding away from his hands. He dragged himself back as the enemy Soldier rocket jumped into the air after him, firing a single rocket towards the support class.

There was a blast of air, and the rocket collided with the Soldier that fired it instead. The Pyro gave a quick thumbs up to the Sniper, before charging forward again. The Sniper sighed, pushing himself off the ground and grabbing his akubra that had landed a few feet near him. He turned to find his rifle-

"OI WOT THE HELL!" erupted from the Australian's mouth before he could stop it as a large, blue, hellish beast rammed into him. The monster, clearly smelling his fear, charged forward at a faster pace as it collided with him, and he barely stumbled to the side before it meandered past him. The BLU Medic appeared, slowly trailing behind it.

"Doc!" the Sniper gasped in surprise. "What the bloody hell is that thing and why did it just try to eat me!?"

The Medic and the hell demon both stopped at the same time. The Medic raised an eyebrow, muttering something in German before sighing and shaking, "Herr Sniper, zhis is no time for joking. Why don't you go back to, ah, sniping zhe enemy team?"

"Oi! Don't you fuck with me, Doc," the Sniper grumbled, scowling. "Wot is that?"

"...Zhat's zhe Payload cart?"

The Sniper quirked an eyebrow at it, cautiously stepping forward and pressing a hand to it. A blue tendril, similar to that of the Medigun, extended from the cart and onto his hand as the bomb pushed forward lightly at his touch.

"Why the hell is it healing me?!"

"...Because it's zhe Payload cart?" the Medic responded, thoroughly confused.

"I-wot..." the Sniper muttered in confusion, shaking his head. "I-I don't want to have anything to do with that... that thing." The Sniper shuddered, turning away and hurrying off to find his rifle. The Medic watched him a moment longer before shrugging, pushing forward with the cart a bit more.

A moment later, a shrill Australian voice was heard by everyone on the map: "WHY DID I SUDDENLY GET MORE BULLETS?!"

tiny thing. should probably start, iunno, posting things again :/