VG RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY
SAKI TSUZURA VS LITCHI FAYE LING
BEGIN!
SAKI: Help!
you're making my ears bleed
you need a muzzle
why are you pissed off for some time
didn't your mum give you a cuddle?
you helped a guy who could've died
of a heart attack just in the shower
you need to chill out for a minute
and smoke for an hour
every time I watch your show
and you're not teaching me
and your face looks like a sh*t I took
high on LSD
I'm a maiden, I'm a legend
I can see through all your tricks
I wonder how much Bang loves
you to suck his d*ck.
LITCHI: You F*cking blue hair,
living with your Arcana Heart
is about to get broke
by my Kung Fu art
I'll teach you Saki,
you call me MS. Litchi
When it comes to squashing Limeys
I come recommended highly
you're weak, between you and me
there' no comparison
I'll beat you so bad you'll cry
like George Harrison
you're Maori Kasuga's b*tch,
with less talent than Heart Aino
and I'd rather f*ck Noel's *ss,
than Yoriko's
SAKI: Well you can't show me love,
but I'll kick your *ss for free
I'll take Zenia's Pile Bunker,
and give you a lobotomy
I'm tired of how you scheme
to set the people up,
why don't you just take a vacation
and SHUT THE F*CK UP?
LITCHI: Now you're evil,
heart blacker than Ragna,
ten thousand dollar I use
to buy myself a Magna Carta.
Don't tell me to shut the f*ck up,
You're just full of hates,
Now here's the cure.
NINE GATES!
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!