The End of Shippo

(Shut up, I step on you!)

Summery: Shippo wants to take revenge on Inuyasha for hitting him and pushing him around all the time. So he is planning on killing him with out a plan. This story is a big joke! One shot!

By: Ryuchi

"Inuyasha I'm going to go home and get some supplies okay?" Kagome said.

"Sure."

"Sango and Miroku will be gone and so will Keade, which leaves you and Shippo!" Kagome called to Inuyasha. "Be good you two!"

"Good bye Kagome!" Shippo called after her. With that she jumped in the well.

6 hours later

"Give me the ramen Inuyasha!" Shippo yelled.

"Try and get it hahahaha!" Inuyasha teased as he haled the bowl above his head.

"Grrrr."

"Come on Shizo!" Inuyasha laughed.

"Give it here dog boy!"

BAM!

"Owwww! Inuyasha give me the ramen!"

"Fine here." Inuyasha dropped the empty bowl on his head.

"Why you! Hey there's nothing in it!"

"Dee Dee Dee" Inuyasha said will trying to act like a retarded.

"You big!"

"Shut up! I step on you!"

BING!

Shippo's lying on the ground with swirled eyes. ' I'll get my revenge soon. Inuyasha hit Shippo with a frying pan.

3 weeks later

"Bye Shippo and Inuyasha! Be nice to each other!" Kagome called to them. "What am I doing of course their not going to be nice." Kagome said to herself. "Dee Dee Dee" With that she jumped into the well.

"Prefaced now I have a chance to kill Inuyasha for good!"

"Hey Inuyasha!"

"What do you want you little shit?"

"Grrrrrrr! don't call me that!"

"Hurry up shit bag?"

"I'm going to slay you once and for all!"

"Hahaahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahaha that's a good one!"

"I'm serious!"

"Hehee what?" Inuyasha said after he just got done laughing his ass off.

Shippo jumps in the air "Spinning top!" Inuyasha blinks once while the top is coming at him. (A/N: Damn! Shippo is as slow as hell!)

"DIE!" Shippo yelled. Inuyasha yawns then grabs the top and throws it at Shippo's head knocking him to the ground. "Ouch!"

"You die!"

CRUNCHING OF BONS BRAKING AND BLOOD SPURTING SOUNDS.

"I told you to shut up I step on you. Right? But look here you don't listen! So you pay the price!" Inuyasha said as if Shippo was still alive talking to himself.

La END

Listen stupid! Inuyasha stepped on Shippo! Lol hehehehehehehehee… hahahahahaha… The End if I hadn't said so already! Review plez!