Bowser: welcome viewer to total mario island! I am waiting for the contestants right now, because I'm so rich I'm gonna use my money to see people suffer!
boat arrives*
Mario: ugh, I knew I should've read the person sending the note before I came here.
Peach: don't worry mario, he can't hurt you
Luigi: and it'sa million gold coins!
Toad: WOW a million coins?
(Confessional) toad: with a million coins I can switch jobs from being peach's servant. I WANNA HAVE MY OWN RESTURAUNT
Cappy: Hello mario!
Rabbid: bwaaah!
Bowser: who is this rabbit thing? I never knew him.
Mario: I have.
rosalina, daisy, donkey Kong, Geno and bowser jr arrive*
Bowser: where's the last contestant? This is uneven there's 11 people!
Yoshi: Sorry I'm late! Found some berries on the way here!
Bowser: and that's 12 everyone to the cabins!
(Cabins)
Bowser: so here are the teams
Team 1, the killer koopas are
Cappy
Mario
Bowser jr
Rosalina
Rabbid
And daisy
Daisy: but that means I won't be with luigi!
Bowser: I don't care. Anyway the second team, screaming shy guys are
Luigi
Peach
Toad
Donkey Kong
Geno
And yoshi
Bowser: okay, these aren't your cabins, your cabins are on the other side of this island, the first team to get all their members to their cabin wins.
The losing team will vote off one of their members.
NOW GO
dust flies everywhere*
Cappy: oh mario it's been so long! Last time we were together we were in smash bros, oooh the memories.
Mario: yeah. So how's your island?
(Screaming shy guys)
Peach: what's wrong luigi? You've been weeping the entire time.
Luigi: I'm not with daisy or Mario. *sigh*
Geno: drama am I right?
Donkey Kong: wait stop talking...where's yoshi?
Peach: he was with us a few minutes ago
everyone looks behind bushes*
Yoshi: guys guys! Look at this massive berry!
Geno: come on, let's go you won't be able to finish that berry. You can eat it after the challenge
yoshi tears up*
Donkey Kong: ugh
Bowser: and the killer koopas win!
Rabbid: BWAAAH
Donkey Kong: don't talk to me, your on the other team.
Luigi: how did they win so fast?
Rosalina: there's a advantage to flying.
Yoshi: can I eat now?
(Tribal council)
Bowser: welcome screaming shy guys to tribal council. Just vote someone you want off by writing their name on the pieces of paper over there.
minutes pass by*
Bowser: If you get a mushroom your safe from elimination.
The first mushroom goes to
Peach
Luigi
Donkey Kong
And toad
Toad: phew!
The final mushroom goes to...
Geno's wood goes moist from his sweat*
yoshi is still eating*
Geno
Geno: that was close!
Yoshi: huh? I'm first out!? NO FAIR
Toad: you did cost us the win
Yoshi: well you didn't even talk!
bowser throws yoshi to the pipe of shame*
Bowser: adios!
yoshi gets sucked into the pipe*
Bowser: will luigi get over being on a different team with his friends!
Will toad stop hating on peach!?
Find out next time on total mario island!