Author's Note: Here I am, at it again. I really want to publish a fanfiction that will stay, without me deleting it because of it's flaws. Hopefully someday that will happen.
Anyway, you know the drill. Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash, the Mane Six and any other characters belong to Hasbro. I don't own anything.
Now, let's get on to the story!
Pinkie Pie was sleeping in her bed, balloon-strings occasionally tickling her muzzle. The rose-tinted mare was sleeping in complete bliss; bliss one would expect to find in Equestria. Rays of beautiful early morning sun-light peered in through her window, giving the snoring Pinkie Pie some light. From this view, she looked like an angel...
Suddenly, without warning, she jumped up out of her bed. She then looked out her window and greeted the surprised yellow orb. "Hey, Sun, you know what day it is today?"
Pinkamena pretended the Sun replied, "Thursday?"
Pinkie Pie just laughed at the non-existent reply and hollered, "No, silly! Today is a special day for me! It's..."
She lept into the air, and somehow she was able to stay there.
"My birthday!"
The Sun "sighed" and "mumbled, 'I would have never guessed...'"
"That's why I told you silly!" Pinkie Pie cheered. "Now, if you'll excuse me, I leave and give you a chances to look at that magazine you have in your hand."
The Sun hid the innappropriate pathetic-excuse-for-a-book behind him. He then sweat-dropped. "What magazine?" He bull-shitted her.
"Oh you know," Pinkie gave him a teasing look that made him knew she trapped him into a corner. "Just the porn you have behind your back!"
"Alright, you caught me, and sorry for being a..." The Sun struggled to find the words.
"A douche?" She proposed.
"I'm sorry for being a douche by spitting my unappreciated sarcasm in your face..."
"Good, now enough of your disturbing acts to me..." Pinkie spat out with a blush on her face.
The Sun was shocked. How did she...? "How...?" He was fearing for his life, but he was mostly embarrassed. The Sun had a bit of a thing for Pinkie, he felt like she made him burn brighter with her bubbly personality.
Pinkie was already in her doorway, behind her bedroom door. Her expression frightened him even more. Pinkie gave him a seductive stare, one that made his entire face turn a shade of crimson. Pinkie then made him drunk with her seductive voice. "Bye, fun-spot..." She then closed the door.'
Pinkie could be really sexy when she wanted to be, but she never found herself doing it often. She never did really like anypony that much...yet...
Pinkie Pie gobbled up her breakfast. Her breakfast is as normal as can be...for her at least...some ponies would have opposed, "No! That's for (this) or (that), not for breakfast!" Honestly, she really didn't care, she just needed something to eat, so she did.
Pinkie Pie then began to brush her teeth; once again; with what not many ponies consider, "normal." She brushed her teeth with a toothbrush that can spawn black-holes that only suck up what you want them to suck up. "It gets rid of plaque and bacteria hiding out in there!" she says to confused ponies.
Pinkie saw no real reason to get dressed, so she didn't. So with that, she bounced over to "Princess" Twilight's Castle to see if the owner knew what day it was.
Author's Note: Oh, boy, I'm worried how this is all going to turn out. I hope I didn't put in filler, because "...that's no good! It's your body, no one has the right to..." Wait. Oops. Heh, sorry. Anyway, I hope you enjoyed this...thing...whatever it is, and I hope I pick it up and improve on any mistakes I may have made. Also, I called the magazine a "pathetic-excuse-for-a-book because they're very flimsy, and can break easily. Also, "'fun-spot?'" You can honestly tell pick-up lines were never really my thing.