I've had this idea for awhile, and just decided to expand on it. There will be multiple chapters for MCR, Newsies and several other stereotypes.

Disclaimer: I don't own Tokio Hotel.

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For: Laughing Matter.

MISADVENTURES OF A MARY SUE

WITH TOKIO HOTEL

CHAPTER 1

Mother: We're moving to Germany!

Mary Sue (Mary for short): WHY?

Mother: The authoress has serious problems and no idea how to work a plotline. Also, she's an obsessive fangirl who doesn't pay any attention to details. She just wants to get you over there already.

Mary: I wonder why. Cheery, creepy, oblivious smile

Mother: No one knows. Pack up, our flight is leaving towards the end of this chapter!

(Mary Sue rushes to pack everything she'll need to go to Germany. Of course, everything she wears is emo/punk and has rips and tears. It's all neon or black and she bought it at Hot Topic.)

Upset Best Friend: I'm so sorry you'll be leaving and going to very far away! I'm a really important and emotional part of the plotline right now, but in two chapters, everyone will have forgotten I even existed.

Mary: I'll never forget you!

UBF: Tell me that after you meet Bill.

Mary: Who?

UBF: Nevermind! Just go catch your flight! I'll miss you Mary Sue!

Mary: I'll miss you too Upset Best Friend! runs away to catch plane

UBF: THANK GOD SHE'S GONE! LET'S PARTY! other characters who knew Mary come and party

ANOTHER BAD CHAPTER LATER

Mary: Finally! I'm in Germany! I have a huge new house that perfectly fits my personality! I live in a pretty little neighborhood with lots of old people. There is a family next door with twin boys. One is an emo, his name is Bill. The other one is a gangsta with dreads and his name is Tom. They have two friends, Georg and Gustav, who will spend the rest of this story in the background being ignored!

Bill: Oh Mary, you're so beautiful and emo/punk! Your style is just like mine! We were obviously made for each other! We've only been talking for about fifteen minutes...but I love you!

Mary: Oh Bill! I know! I love you too!

Tom: I'm so glad my baby brother is dating someone nice!

Bill: I'm so glad you're not using me like all the other girls! Even though I'm hot, famous, and rich!

Mary: Oh I know! they kiss romantically for about three paragraphs

Tom: Omg, who is THAT?

UBF: I moved here too cause the author's friend is mad she wasn't included in the plot and I was the only available character for the job. So...yup.

Tom: You're sexy!

UBF: You're obviously a player. Stay away from me.

Georg: I'm being igored.

UBF: Let's date!

Georg: Okay!

Mary: is still kissing Bill

Bill: is kinda annoyed, but enjoys being kissed

Tom: Alright then, my chick just got stolen!

THREE POORLY WRITTEN CHAPTERS LATER

Mary: Darn. Now that I've gotten to know them so well, I'm having conflicting emotions about the boys!

Mother: heartfelt speech that is just the author ranting about not having a boyfriend, and how she wants to be treated if she could get one.

Mary: Thanks mom!

Mother: No problem!

Mary: I'm going to talk to Tom and Bill about my dilemma

SOMETHING TRAGIC HAPPENS

Bill: Oh no!
Tom: Oh no!

Gustav: snore

Georg: is making out with UBF

ROUGHLY THE END OF THE STORY

Mary: I'M PREGNANT WITH SOMEONE'S BABY!

Bill/Tom: Whose?

Mary: I don't know!

Bill: It must be Tom's!

Mary: You can't be sure!

END OF STORY

Mary: It was Bill's baby!

Tom: Nice job little bro

Bill passes out

Mary: contented sigh

AND, SOMEHOW, THEY MAKE IT OUT 'HAPPILY EVERY AFTER'