Hey people! This is my first fanfiction, I hope it's alright. Constructive criticism is appreciated! Thanks!

It was a typical day in the Land of Lightning. There was a thunderstorm going on outside but no one seemed to care, used to all the constant rain. The Akatsuki weren't going to let that bother them either. Pain had decided to treat the members to a well – deserved (he didn't think so) break, because some of the other were bitching and moaning about how overworked they were. In Pain's efforts to shut them up, he decided to bring everyone to the Land of Lightning to one of their well known onsens for a week. It was raining while the group was walking outside, but neither he or anyone else cared. It was a week's vacation. The only one they were going to get. Ever.

'No one had better complain,' thought Pain. 'I'm doing them a favor.'

"When are we going to arrive, un? My hair is soaked!"

"Oh quit your bitching Deidara! We're all soaking wet!"

"Hey, what's so wrong with rain? I feel like I'm swimming!"

"Yes, Leader, how much longer?"

"All of you shut up. You're all acting like children. We're here. Look." Konan pointed her finger at a building to their left and they collectively said "Finally." The group walked in the building. They received odd looks from the many strangers but no one said nothing. The onsen was located in a town that was rogue friendly. Konan walked up to the front desk and asked the older receptionist about their reservation. She gave her three room keys and went in the back room to drink her sake, trying to forget about her crappy job and lonely life.

"Okay Pain here are your two room keys. Disperse as you wish, I'm going to my room to dry off and rest."

"Why do you get your own room when we're jammed packed in two rooms, un?"

"It is simple Deidara. I am a woman, and everyone else here is a man. Case and point. My room is 303, in case you need me." She grabbed her stuff and started walking up the stairs to get her room. Pain decided to split the rooms up and shut down any complaining that was going to happen.

"Listen. I will split you up how I please, so do not complain or I will hurt you. Understand?" He lowered his voice and a dark aura surrounded him, showing how serious he was. Everyone nodded in agreement. "In my room, Sasori, Kakuzu, Itachi, and Zetsu. Deidara, Hidan, Kisame, and Tobi in the other. I am trusting Kisame with the room key. Don't lose it, it's the only one." With that Pain's group went to their room in 211 and Kisame's group went to their room in 203.

With Konan:

Konan had reached her room and was about to unlock the door when another woman ran up to her suddenly. The other woman had short, straight brown hair, hazel eyes, a lot of different tattoos covering her tall body, and no shoes.

"Excuse me, that's my room you're trying to get into."

"No, this is my room. The older woman up front gave me the room key."

"Yeah, me too. See?" The other woman held up an identical room key, her face in a scowl. "God damn woman. She gave us the same room. Probably too drunk to remember meeting you anyways."

"How about we go to the front and get this settled?" Konan help her hands up in a sign of peace since this woman looked irritated and she didn't want to start any trouble. The woman noticed.

"Sorry I didn't mean to scare you, I've just had a bad day. I'd rather not cause a fuss."

"Then how about we just share the room. I don't have a problem." The woman shrugged her shoulders.

"Sounds fine. No hassle." Konan extended her hand and the other woman hesitantly took it.

"I'm Konan, by the way."

"Akuji, nice to meet ya." They walked into the room and Konan started putting her clothes in the dresser.

"Likewise. Since you're been here longer than I have, you can have the bed."

"Don't need it. Give me a blanket and I'm all set."

"Well, thanks. Anyways, do you know when the baths are going to open?"

"By tomorrow, if the damn rain stops. There I was, taking a stroll when all of a sudden a huge ass tree falls down in front of me and I'm soaked. I hate Lightning." Akuji sighed, frustrated with all the constant rainfall ruining her day. "Listen, I'm just gonna head to bed so you just do whatever, alright?" She grabbed the comforter from the bed and laid in on the ground, making a make-shift bed.

"Well, okay. I'll try not to disturb you. Good night." Konan bowed slightly and headed into the bathroom for a much needed shower. When she came out she took the opportunity to look at Akuji's many tattoos more closely. They ranged from a heart, a horse, a katana, a cloud, a crescent moon, a fairy, and even a bat tattooed across her heart.

Well, I hope it wasn't too bad. Reviews are greatly appreciated!