su phoex was wathing his favurite anime berserk wen the intro came on. "show you another waaaay" scrims phoenix. "shaddup nick!" sys maya but phonix inores her. just 2 be cool poenix puts some grass on his fce 4 the next line. "so put your grasses on.." he scrims.
but it juice so hapens dat IS AN EVIL RETUEL DAT SUXKS PHOEENIX THRU A PORTUUUUL! "oh man, naht agian" sys phooenix. "hmm, get us sum milke" waves maya. "be bak sooooon!" sys phoenix in de portale. Phoenix flals in a pol of blood "I guess dis is eclipse or somethingk" he sys wen he sits up.
foenix sees a hand strotching to teh sky made out of redd white skulls or something. the band of teh hawk was standing aroond looking scared and stuff at demons and stuff. "eyyyy, wats going on here?" asks poenix. "griffith is sellung these guys livs 4 demon stuff".
"wat. dats dumb, is he legaly allowanced?" scrims phoenix. "hmm, y wuld you care spikey?" sys de one who even matpat culd get guilty in Turnabout Kill la Kill. "I hab a name" phoenix puts his grasses on and presonts his atorney badge "and ima lowyer". All de demons were scared cuz attorneys r even moar hurtless than them.
one of de demons gulps nervoulsy "is eet legal?". Phoenix shakes his hed "no, hes insane so he cant legally do things". All de demons were aboot 2 go home wen the lead 1 says "but if de humans agree 2 be kirred then it legal, right?" Phoenix nods hs head. "Like anyone would do that!" yells Guts. "Eh, i got noothing else 2 do" sys one guy. a gruop nods.
half of the band of de hawk are kirred.
1 YEAR L8TR
"good grief, Im feeling edgey and forced badass today" sys guts. poenix looks at him "GUTS! YOURE THE 3D!"
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