you may NOTICE, that some of this makes no sense. if i had an explanation, it'd go here. what these are is just weird little drabbles (is that the word? help) & stale memes i wrote up while watching (and reflecting on) kuroshitsuji ii and trying not to go insane because of how horrible a time i was having i'm sorry to anyone who liked it no offense i just did not like it didn't think it was a good substitute for what the manga has to offer and while it has its moments, i'm generally just glad it isn't canon. right? it's not canon right? ? anyways thanks for reading um yeah! buckle up or.. something :) please don't read this mom
(imported from AO3. here's the link!: /works/7637302?view_full_work=true)
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"the fuck kinda shabby piece of shit lets a fuckin spider LIVE"
claude gasps, offended. "earl phantomhive, such an opinion is not welcome in this household!"
ciel doesn't notice. "sebastian let's leave you know i hate spiders more than i hate myself even"
sebastian's mouth quirks up in one of his creepy ass smiles. "yes, my lord"
ciel turns on his heel and marches out of the threshold, butler dutifully at his heels. sebastian turns around and gives claude a two-eyed wink.
did you just … are you trying to… wink at me? claude thinks as his left eyebrow raises slightly.
sebastian flicks some spider shit off his shoulder, glancing once more at the strange bespectacled man, thinking: yes, i did. i wink with both my eyes.
that's just blinking
NO, it's
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"o—oh god… what the hell is happening to me this is the third time today" ciel looks around the lavishly furnished entrance hall, vision swimming and stomach churning violently. his ears are full of a loud, piercing ringing and he scarcely notices when he tilts backwards into sebastian and clutches at him like a lifeline.
he scarcely notices, but indeed he does notice after a critical moment in which he has displayed weakness in front of the demon. he extracts himself from sebastian's protective embrace and regains his balance more than a little unsteadily.