~The Daily Crab~
"I've only aged two years since 1997" Claims Shichibukai.
08-Aug-2013
CHILDREN'S favourite Royal Shichibukai Buggy the Clown has today come out with the bazaar claim that he has only physically aged by two years since 1997.
The surprising comment came while on his forced "A Safer World" promotional tour by the Marines; when reporter for woman's magazine GOSSIP! Chimney asked about his skin care regime. Rather than a confession for his fondness of luxurious facial products, that we were all expecting, Buggy proceeded to tell the reporter that he just ages really slowly.
GOSSIPs' Chimney said: "He was really adamant that he is fact only two years older now than when he was back in 1997."
"The crowd started laughing at him and that made him stomp off out of the room. His very clear defensive body language as he left only made the room laugh even louder."
"The man wears a lot of face paint and obviously wears a false nose, who knows what else he's had done underneath all that stuff? A nip here, a tuck there, and then whoosh 10 odd years have been removed from your skin".
Buggy the Clown, who famously once crewed with the legendary Gol. D. Rodger had no discernable reputation until the events that led to the Paramount War. Since not only escaping himself but releasing many other captors from infamous prison Impel Down, Buggy managed to get a one way ticket to becoming a Royal Shichibukai despite his sometimes odd and at times fairly cowardly behaviour.
Train conductor Kokoro said: "I wouldn't trust this man as far as I could throw him. Of course he is a liar. He probably has a promising career in politics ahead of him."
"Who goes around looking like him, pretending to be a scary pirate? No one else does, why, because we're not as stupid as this fool!"