It was a short story for a FF contest on another board really, and it had to have all of the lines below in it, was just a bit of fun
Someone
must say, "That's what she said," Hodges must make a
fool of himself Brass has to make a joke (it can be stupid,
actually funny, or funny stupid)
Secrets Out
It had been a quiet shift, Sara was in Grissom's office with him, Nick, Warrick & Greg have been in the break room for 30 mins playing cards, Hodges was making up one of his boardgames in the corner of the break room for the last hour, and Brass was in his office, Catherine has just parked up and is making her way to the break room. Wendy was finishing off in the lab.
Grissom was finishing off his paperwork, and Sara was sitting across the desk from him reading a map.
Grissom: So what do you want to do after shift honey?
Sara: Lets just go home Gil.
Grissom: We could always go with the others for breakfast.
Sara: I would rather just go home and snuggle up to you.
Grissom: well I won't say no to that my dear.
Nick had won the last two rounds of cards. "are you sure your not cheating Nick", Greg said hiding his deck of cards to his chest, "I'm just lucky tonight", "your lucky every night", Warrick said picking up his cards. "What's keeping Catherine, she said she would be back in 20 mins" Warrick said looking at his deck of cards. Nick looked at his watch, "she shouldn't be that much longer now"
Grissom: Sara, have you worked out the route yet?
Sara looked up at Grissom from across the desk
Sara; nearly finished
Sara looked back at the map, as Grissom continued to finish his paperwork
Catherine was walking across the corridor near to Grissom's office
Grissom: Do you think we should tell the others we are getting married?
Sara: no, let's just do as we planned and we can tell them when we get back
Catherine looked into Grissom's office and caught Grissom's eye, on hearing what Sara said she rushed into the break room.
Grissom watched Catherine as she entered the break room, he took his glasses off, Sara looked at him, "what" she said, "Too late honey", Grissom said, still watching Catherine.
Catherine entered the break room, just as Wendy was going in too
Catherine: They are getting married
Nick, Warrick and Greg just sat looking at her; Hodges knocked his board game over, he was picking the pieces up from the floor.
Catherine still standing behind the door said, "Do you think we should tell the others we are getting married", that's what she said.
"Who", they all said at the same time.
Catherine: Grissom & Sara
Hodges still not looking up said, "And I thought me and Wendy would be the first to get wed from the lab"
Nick coughed as Hodges hadn't seen Wendy entering the room.
Hodges looked up saw Wendy and blushed, he stood up and brushed by Wendy, "Sorry" he said leaving the room.
Wendy's face went red, and left the room after Hodges
Catherine stood beside the boys at the table, "why haven't they told us about the Wedding"
The door opened and in walks Brass laughing, "Hey guys, iv been reading this joke book."Did you hear about the two guys who stole everything out of a house except the soap and towels? They were dirty crooks!"
Catherine took Brass's arm and said, "Jim, sit down, and no more jokes".
Jim sat on the chair still laughing at the joke.
Grissom & Sara entered the break room, Grissom said, I take it you all know?"
"Congratulations" Nick, Warrick & Catherine said together.
Jim Brass just sat looking up at a Catherine, "Did I miss something"
Everyone laughed except Brass
The End