Disclaimer: All original characters and such belong to Marvel.
Summary: Before they head to Paris, they stop at the school to get dinner and Charles and Erik get into a stupid argument involving leftovers. Total crackfic, short, stupid, oneshot.
Chronology: Mid-Days of Future Past, time sort of adjusted to add a scene
Pairings: none
Rating: K+ just in case
Author's Note: So this is basically the in-character conversation my friend and I had as Erik and Charles the other night while warming up leftovers for dinner. Complete and utter ridiculousness that I felt the need to turn into a ficlet for posterity. Or something.
Leftovers
"Are you calling me inconvenient?" Erik said, crossing his arms as he stood in front of the microwave.
"Well you're certainly not helping!" Charles turned away in a huff, going to the table with his plate.
Erik raised an eyebrow. "What, you're not going to wait and heat those up?"
"You know what, maybe I'm not!" He spun around."Look what you've reduced me to, Erik Lehnsherr!" Charles shouted, gesturing wildly at the plate in one hand with the fork in the other. "Cold enchiladas!"
Logan leaned in the doorway looking amused, a beer in one hand. He raised an eyebrow at the scene and gave them a little grin. He nodded at Charles. "You and the missus having a domestic?"
Charles didn't even look up. He held a hand out in Logan's general direction. "Logan," he said simply. "I would suggest you turn around and walk out right now or I will skip a dose and you will spend the rest of your life unable to touch a drop of alcohol."
Logan didn't need to hear the threat twice and he scurried from the room, leaving them to sort out the enchilada issue on their own.