Disclaimer: I don't own anything.
So I'm going to destroy the world.
Being somebody who is absolutely, 100 human, you might wonder how I'm going to go about doing this.
Yet, if you know of a person known as Suzumiya Haruhi, and her relationship with me, then you'll realize exactly how unnecessary such a question is.
I'll break it down simply, using some percentages that I just made up on the spot.
She likes me. Probability: 70 (I'm not that dense. I'm not the lead of a shounen manga!)
She's potentially unstable. Probability: 80 (The mere introduction of Sasaki caused a real spike in her subconscious, supposedly, according to Koizumi.)
She has the power to warp reality. Probability: 100 (According to Koizumi)
Yeah.
What do you think she'll do if I said I didn't like her, at all? Especially when she herself admitted it when I asked?
To be quite honest, I was surprised she responded at all, let alone answered affirmatively.
Yep. The world's coming to an end.
Please enjoy the last day of this world.
When you wake up tomorrow, the world probably won't be the same as you know it.
If, of course, there is even a world at all, which is, although I did say I'm going to destroy the world, quite a likely prospect.
Man. It does suck when one has too much free time on their hands.
He starts to think of how to destroy the world.
Man, I seriously need to find something more worthwhile to do with my time.
A/N: More crap. Unfortunately, this time it really is crap.