Hi! My name is Katniss EverSEX, but people just call me Kat for short. I live in Disctrict 12, its so ratchet here. Thank GAWD there was an abricrombie and fitch. Thats where my friend Gale Hardbone I call him Hard for short. Gale was kinda my boyfriend. We go in the woods to hunt lions and shit cause ratchet ass district thirteen can't afford any food. I BLOW him in the woods sometimes but it's nothing serious. We've never had sex but today that was about to change.
"Hey"...I said. He said hey too. Then we fucked in the woods...it was okay. "The Horny Games is tomorrow" he said strocking my leather bra in his hand. I slaped him on the face. I told him to stop strocking my bra and called him a sicko. I tried not to laugh but I did cause Gale Hardbone is sexah and funnah. We had sex again, I came this time but only a little. Then we went back to talking about "The Horny Games." (The Horny Games is actually called "The Hunger Games" because the kids usually chosen for da games usually fuck in the woods. The Horny Games is kind of sick but in a fun fucked up way. There's tweleves districs in dis world and they choose 1 child from each district to compete meaning...day kill each other till theres only 1 fucking cunt left. I've never gotten chozen but if I did I'd probably fuc gale 1 more tim then go to fuc more dudes then die.
Hard then asked me," R u scarrrrred of getting chosen for da horny games?"
"NO, you sexy mother fucker, I''l be fucking fine." I said in a very sexy yet reluctant and angelic english accent. Gale then laughed because he thinks im funny as fuck. After we fuced for the third time in da woods we put on all of our clothes rather seductively and funnily and we went back to our ratchet ass homes. While I was walking home I gave some lion bones away to da people in the town so I could get some weed to smoke before dinnah. While smoking weed I was standing outside of this bakery. I like the bacery because this boy Peeda short for Pedophie lives der. I smoke my weed and get high outside and wait for him to come out. This time he didn't come outside. I was on my third cigererete of weed. I got mad and walked home highley cause pedophile didn't come out.