"Come on peaches. You're the one that left her ya know," Spike said turning to Angel in his crypt.
"So what, I still love her and I always will," Angel replied with a faraway look. He came back to Earth with a, "So don't you dare go near her" look.
Spike, seeing and understanding this look said, "Sorry Peaches. Already have, and I also did the, how do you say it, dirty deed? With her. Peaches, your were a right ponce letting a beauty like that out of your grasp!"
At this Angel morphed into game face. "I said, leave her ALONE!"
"Leave who alone, and why are you in town and game face Angel?" Buffy asked moving into Spike's crypt.
"Peaches here, reckons that he's better for you than me," Spike explained to Buffy critically.
Angel just glared at Spike. "And you think you're better?"
"Well duh! I just said that you bloody ponce!" Said Spike.
"There must be only one way we can settle this," Buffy said. "Deal with it yourselves."
"Aren't you just going to tell him that you like me better?" Angel asked in disbelief.
"Absolutely not. Why would I do that?"
"Because you like me better," Angel replied.
To this Buffy raised an eyebrow. "Full of yourself much?" She asked.
While this was going on, Spike was watching as his lover was destroying his grand childe's ego, bit by bloody bit.
"Sorry guys, but I have some patrolling to do," Buffy said matter-of-factly. "Bye and have fun!" she called after her as the door shut.
"That's it Spike. It's on," Angel growled as he broke into game face and fighting stance.
"Bring it Peaches," Spike answered in return as he did the same.
The fight was short and very bloody. Let's just say that the best vampire won. Who was it you ask? Why Spike of course!
The scene that greeted Buffy as she walked back down and into Spike's crypt for some, after-patrol-stress/tension-relief, was Angels head and body separated from each other and, strangely enough, a bloodied sword.
Lets just say that this turned Buffy on even more and Spike and her spent the whole night and the rest of the next day doing 'unmentionable' things together.
Buffy's last words before she fell asleep were, "The best vampire most definitely won."
THE END
A/n yes I'm aware that vampire's turn to dust when you chop off their heads, just work with me here.
Thankyou.