A/N: This is a parody of just about every crappy fanfic that I've seen.
From the moment that you are done reading this small note, be warned that
everything below the dashed line is absolutely absurd. This includes plots,
grammar, spelling, and dialogue. Good luck.
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DiScLaiMEr: tHeEZ R nOt mY ChArAcTeRz oR nE-tHiNg!! ThEy R JkR's!!!
A/N: OK!! Im not gonna type like that the whole time LOL that would take 2 long!!!! But that would look kewlies wouldn't it???? LOL!!! I think so 2! SO NEWAYS pelase NO FLAMES!!!!! I hope you lyke my story!
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Hermione woke up from her dreamless sleep. She was in what looked to be a small hospital wing. She looked around curiously at the moving pictures and stone walls. Just then a really hot guy walked in. He had blonde hair and pretty eyes. She blushed when he talked to her.
"Hey Granger how are you."
"Granger?? I'm Granger?" hmm. She was sure that she was a girl. What an odd name, Granger.
"yeah Hermione Granger"
"HERMIONE! You've gotta be kiddin me"
"im not"
"ok"
JUST THEN he walked up to her and kissed her!!! Then he walked away. She felt like she was floating. But THAT'S BECAUSE SHE WAS!!!!!! A nurse walked in and asked her why she was floating. "I don't know. Where am I??" The nurse looked scared and ran away probably to get someone. A few minutes later, she came back in with a very old guy.(A/N: LOL!! Hey, he IS very old!)
"Hello Hermione" he said. He sat down.
"Hello sir" she replied. She was very kind because he looked important.
"Lost your momery?" he asked.
"I think so" she answered.
"Well I hope we can fix it. Poppy will you go get Professor Sprout please?" he said. (A/N: Her name is poppy write?)
"Where am I? Why are those pictures moving?" she interrogated
"You're at Hogwarts, a wizardry school. You are a witch, Hermione." He reminded her.
"Oh ok. Well how will I get my memory back." She wondered out loud to him.
"Well have someone train you" he replied.
The hospital lady came in and then another lady came in. The old man asked the other lady "what happened to her?"
"Neville Longbottom dropped a mandrake on her head. Knocked her out cold."
"did she have earmuffs on?"
"yes"
then the hospital lady enterjectid "Sir, it seems as if the mandrakes have the hidden power to make someone have amnesia."
"seems like it to me too" he said.
The other woman said "it cant be! The only power mandrakes have is to kill you with theyre cry, restore petrifyed people, and make you float when you are kissed by your one true love!"
Then it hit her. Her one true love. That's the guy that had kissed her. She ran out of the hospital and began searching for the hot blonde guy.
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A/N: oK sO I HoPe U LyKeD iT! MoRe cHaPpIeS 2 CoMe sOoN!! R/R!!!!
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DiScLaiMEr: tHeEZ R nOt mY ChArAcTeRz oR nE-tHiNg!! ThEy R JkR's!!!
A/N: OK!! Im not gonna type like that the whole time LOL that would take 2 long!!!! But that would look kewlies wouldn't it???? LOL!!! I think so 2! SO NEWAYS pelase NO FLAMES!!!!! I hope you lyke my story!
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Hermione woke up from her dreamless sleep. She was in what looked to be a small hospital wing. She looked around curiously at the moving pictures and stone walls. Just then a really hot guy walked in. He had blonde hair and pretty eyes. She blushed when he talked to her.
"Hey Granger how are you."
"Granger?? I'm Granger?" hmm. She was sure that she was a girl. What an odd name, Granger.
"yeah Hermione Granger"
"HERMIONE! You've gotta be kiddin me"
"im not"
"ok"
JUST THEN he walked up to her and kissed her!!! Then he walked away. She felt like she was floating. But THAT'S BECAUSE SHE WAS!!!!!! A nurse walked in and asked her why she was floating. "I don't know. Where am I??" The nurse looked scared and ran away probably to get someone. A few minutes later, she came back in with a very old guy.(A/N: LOL!! Hey, he IS very old!)
"Hello Hermione" he said. He sat down.
"Hello sir" she replied. She was very kind because he looked important.
"Lost your momery?" he asked.
"I think so" she answered.
"Well I hope we can fix it. Poppy will you go get Professor Sprout please?" he said. (A/N: Her name is poppy write?)
"Where am I? Why are those pictures moving?" she interrogated
"You're at Hogwarts, a wizardry school. You are a witch, Hermione." He reminded her.
"Oh ok. Well how will I get my memory back." She wondered out loud to him.
"Well have someone train you" he replied.
The hospital lady came in and then another lady came in. The old man asked the other lady "what happened to her?"
"Neville Longbottom dropped a mandrake on her head. Knocked her out cold."
"did she have earmuffs on?"
"yes"
then the hospital lady enterjectid "Sir, it seems as if the mandrakes have the hidden power to make someone have amnesia."
"seems like it to me too" he said.
The other woman said "it cant be! The only power mandrakes have is to kill you with theyre cry, restore petrifyed people, and make you float when you are kissed by your one true love!"
Then it hit her. Her one true love. That's the guy that had kissed her. She ran out of the hospital and began searching for the hot blonde guy.
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A/N: oK sO I HoPe U LyKeD iT! MoRe cHaPpIeS 2 CoMe sOoN!! R/R!!!!