This is something I made for Christmas, and I was waiting until it was December, but what the hell, well here it is, hope you like it
The last part is kind of….weird, so don't read it if you don't like it
Wolfram's 12 days of Christmas
Wolfram was at Yuuri's house, along with Yuuri, and they were both alone together in the house, alone, only have each other by their side, Yuuri somehow managed to get Wolfram to come with him at the same time he went home for an Earth holiday
Wolfram was like a kid, taken to a toy store, as he fantasized about what Yuuri could be planning, and then he heard music coming from outside, he went to the door and opened it, and went through, he was thankful for the coat Yuuri gave him when he arrived, because it was cold and it was snowing, outside, he saw some people gathering together and started singing "12 days of Christmas"
After hearing the song, Wolfram kind of liked it, and his mind went wandering, as he kept humming the song, all the while thinking of all the things that could happen on this holiday
He started to sing his own version of the song he heard
"On the first day of Christmas, Yuuri gave to me, a kiss on my cheek"
"On the second day of Christmas, Yuuri gave to me
Two turtle doves, and a Kiss on my cheek"
"On the third day of Christmas, Yuuri gave to me
Three candy canes, two turtle doves, and a kiss on my cheek"
"On the fourth day of Christmas, Yuuri gave to me
Four Christmas bells, three candy canes, two turtle doves, and a kiss on my cheek"
"On the fifth day of Christmas, Yuuri gave to me
Five Christmas cards, four Christmas bells, three candy canes, two turtle doves, and a kiss on my cheek"
"On the sixth day of Christmas, Yuuri gave to me
Six caramel candies, Five Christmas cards, four Christmas bells, three candy canes, two turtle doves, and a kiss on my cheek"
"On the seventh day of Christmas, Yuuri gave to me
Seven pipers piping, six caramel candies, five Christmas cards, four Christmas bells, three candy canes, two turtle doves, and a kiss on my cheek"
"On the eighth day of Christmas, Yuuri gave to me
Eight matching elves, seven pipers piping, six caramel candies, five Christmas cards, four Christmas bells, three candy canes, two turtle doves, and a kiss on my cheek"
"On the ninth day of Christmas, Yuuri gave to me
Nine Bear bee dolls, eight matching elves, seven pipers piping, six caramel candies, five Christmas cards, four Christmas bells, three candy canes, two turtle doves, and a kiss on my cheek"
"On the tenth day of Christmas, Yuuri gave to me
Ten Sand bear dolls, nine bear bee dolls, eight matching elves, seven pipers piping, six caramel candies, five Christmas cards, four Christmas bells, three candy canes, two turtle doves, and a kiss on my cheek"
"On the eleventh day of Christmas, Yuuri gave to me
Eleven Swans, swan dancing, Ten Sand bear dolls, nine bear bee dolls, eight matching elves, seven pipers piping, six caramel candies, five Christmas cards, four Christmas bells, three candy canes, two turtle doves, and a diamond wedding ring"
Deep breath
"On the twelfth day of Christmas….Yuuri gave to me…..
Twelve wedding dresses, eleven new cravats, ten cherry flavored condoms, nine types of thongs, eight matching uniforms, seven jars of lube, six bottles of Viagra, five golden rings, four jars of chocolate fudge, three French kisses, two of us alone in a room, and a night of passion…………"
Wolfram sighed a contented sigh, he liked how the song came out, he was about to go in when he saw that the sky was already night, and that there was a shooting star passing by, and Yuuri told him about people in his world making a wish upon them, and they sometimes come true
He looked up at the sky, and at the falling star, then closes his eyes as he made his wish
"Please let it all come true"
He opened his eyes, and smiled going back inside
The very next day, he was in for a surprise, when what he had sung on the first day came true, and the next day and the next, all of the things happening just as what he imagined would happen in his song
On the twelfth day, he was ecstatic, when he knew what was going to come, and when it did, he smiled, as he sighed, lying on the bed, cuddling up to Yuuri who is next to him, and they were both covered in chocolate fudge, Wolfram wearing the wedding ring on his finger and he was looking at it for a while before sighing, happy at everything that happened, and finally being able to share a night of passion with the one he loves the most, and that person he loves, finally admitting to his feelings, he smiled before dozing off, into a dream of pure bliss
Yuuri on the other hand chuckled once Wolfram fell fast asleep
"Well, that was nice, good thing I slid that tape recorder in the coat" he sighed
"Thanks for the idea Murata, I owe you big" he smiled before joining Wolfram into the dreamworld
Merry Christmas, and a happy new year!
I hope you guys like it
For those who are wondering what happened on their night of passion, please comment so I'll know how many people want to see it posted
I'll post it when I get 5 people saying "they want to know how did they use the chocolate fudge?"