1Tabuu's Return: Primid's Revenge

This Story Is Rated M For Lots Of Violence And Some Cursing.

It all started at the Smash Mansion, with all the Brawlers hanging out. When 4 unexpected guests arrive.

"I'm fucking back in the Smash, bitches!"

"I wanna see Pikachu!"

"Marth... MARTH!"

"Link, where are you!"

You should've guessed by now it was Mewtwo, Pichu, Roy, and Young Link. They have all made returns to the Smash.

"Where is that Lucario!?" Mewtwo shouted. "I need to show that asstard I was supposed to be in Brawl!"

"If you are looking for me," Lucario started. "I am over here. But you, Mewtwo, are not looking for me."

"Huh?"

"You are looking for a fight with me, aren't you?"

"Hell yeah!"

"Well come into the Smash courtyard, and I will show you why I'm in Brawl, and you are not."

"Okay! Prepared to be pwned, n00b!"

So Lucario and Mewtwo went into the Smash courtyard(That winners circle outdoors thing that you go to once you win a Brawl) and Mario was the judge.

"Okay-a-people. I'll just-a-have to put these on you."

Mario puts Smash buzzers on them. Since they are not in Brawl, just the Smash Mansion, they need them to determine who won the match.

"Aaaaaaannnnnnnd... BEGIN!"

So Lucario used Extreme Speed to get behind Mewtwo, and used Force Palm.

"Take this, Force Palm!"

He grabs Mewtwo and pulls his other hand back and, pam! Force Palm in the face! Then Mewtwo charges up his Shadow Ball, but, quick as lightning Lucario charges up an Aura Sphere no sooner. The stop charging their moves. But then, Mewtwo fires his. Lucario doesn't fire his. He uses Double Team. He takes damage but doesn't flinch.

"Nice try, Mewtwo. But I love taking damage."

"Huh? What does that mean?!" Mewtwo was confused. He didn't know a thing about Lucario's Aura. Then he actually releases it because it grew in size. It hits Mewtwo, and he starts bleeding on his arm.

"Give up. You can't win."

"I will keep fighting 'till I prove my point!"

"My generosity has effect on noone, does it."

So Lucario does more Extreme Speeds around Mewtwo in a triangular way. Then he kicks Mewtwo flat in the face. Then another kick followed by another kick and one more kick to send Mewtwo sky high. Then he jumps, kick. Dash, kick. Jump, kick, kick, kick, Meteor Smash. When Lucario picked Mewtwo up, he was bloody in many places.

"Now to finish."

"I said I won't give up!!"

So Mewtwo used Disable on Lucario.

"Ugh. How."

"Heh heh heh. This is my fun time, BITCH!"

"No."

"Confusion!"

Lucario got flipped.

"What is that really supposed to do?"

"It flips people giving them damage."

"How useful." Lucario sarcastically said as he launched yet another Aura Sphere which he was hiding.

"Confusion also reflects projectiles." Mewtwo said as he reflected Lucario's Aura Sphere. Lucario did another Double Team. Then Mewtwo used Teleport to get in front of Lucario. After that he used two Disables. One confuses someone. Two confuses, then does the attack. But then, almost too late, Lucario used Double Team. Perfect. Mewtwo attacked and Lucario took no damage and followed up with a counterattack. Kick! Mewtwo slams into a wall and his buzzer goes off.

"Game! Lucario is-a-the winner! Ha ha ha!"

After that Mewtwo had to go to the SH(Smash Hospital, inside the mansion, too) while other characters caught up with their friends.

"Marth!" Roy said.

"Roy!!" yelled Marth.

"I am so glad. But Ike must go. He put that tear in our friendship once the Brawl characters were chosen. He isn't nice, so I'll tear his head off with my flamin' sword!"

"But I fight for my friends," Ike said, "How can I be mean if I fight for them?"

"It has the word fight."

"Roy, Ike, please get along.

"Never!!" Roy and Ike shouted in unison.

"Time to die, Ike!"

Roy charged up his Flare Blade on Ike. Ike just started staring. 'That bastard does have fire coming out of his sword.' Ike said in his mind.

Then Roy released it, not knowing noone was in the way, especially Ike.

"Shit!" Roy cursed.

"Watch the language, buddy." Marth said. "Ike, show him you have fire."

So Ike used Eruption.

"Good, but fire always comes out of mine. It's my thing."

So Roy used Double-Edge Dance on Ike, but Ike had a counter.

"Later." Ike said. "On the courtyard. Noone wants blood on the floors of the mansion."

Roy had a tiny slit on his neck with blood coming out. "You... LATER I WILL KILL YOU!"

"All Cut-outs, please stand outside the doorway with the letters FS. I repeat, all Cut-outs to the doorway with the letters FS above it. Thank you." The announcement machine said.

Mewtwo, Pichu, Roy, and Young Link were going to get their

Final Smashes.