All lyrics are either typed up by me or found at songlyrics . com, so if they are wrong I'm sorry.
Anyway … an Orgy 13 Idol! How brilliant or possible overused is that?! But to tell you the truth, I don't care, because I want to do it, and do it MY WAY. It'll be fun. Plus, you get to vote our members until there is only ONE Orgy 13 star. ;)
I will be doing one organization 13 member per chapter, but this chapter is only the introduction. But in first real chapter it will be Larxene … ON NOES.
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Xemnas sat in his room completely bored out of his mind, which is unusual for him. Sighing and not believing that he was resorting to television, Xemnas flipped it on with his remote. The first thing he saw as the screen faded from black and into colorful life was some Spanish soap opera. "Boring," he sighed and changed the channel. The next thing he saw was a gray rabbit wearing gloves and calling some bald hunter 'doc'. "Idiotic," he said, changing the channel again. But the next thing he saw caught his attention: it was American Idol. "Hmm," he said while he listened to some woman sing. The judges sat in silence, some making odd faces, while the woman finished with a high, long note.
"The way you sang that was very original!" the lone woman judge said. "I just adored it!"
"Man, that was rad, ya'know? Good for you for being totally out there," said the dark-skinned male judge.
"I dunno about 'rad', but I'll agree on it being 'out there' … so far out there, in fact, that it made me want to leave it out there to shrivel up and die. What kind of music was that supposed to be near the end there? A dying opera singer?" said the final judge in a British accent.
Xemnas smirked. "What a charming man. I like the way he puts others down; why, he and I could be good friends."
Suddenly, Xemnas had an idea; and like all his ideas, it was brilliant. So brilliant, in fact, that he simply HAD to do it this instant. It would cure his boredom very nicely, and may also benefit the Organization in some way …
"Yes, yes, I have to get it started right away," Xemnas smiled darkly and strode out of the room, his television forgotten to be turned off.
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"Everyone seated? Good," Xemnas called from his High Chair in the conference room. 'I' was engraved at the bottom, and going around in a circle all the other chairs had their proper number up to 'XIII'. Each member was in their chairs, their hoods off, waiting in silence. Xemnas cleared his throat. "I called you all here because I have something that I want to … test. It's not an extremely vital test, but it's something I think you may enjoy."
Demyx, getting excited, asked: "Ooh, Superior, what is it?! Tell us, tell us!"
"We're going to host our own little singing contest. It'd be like a Castle Oblivion Idol. What do you say? Like to test your singing skills?"
Half of the Organization started laughing. Xemnas Frowned, a slight blush of embarrassment reaching his face. "How is it funny?" he barked at them.
Saix coughed and muttered to Superior, "I think it's because it's a little silly compared to what we normally do in the Organization. To them, it's like you went mad."
Xemnas flushed a tint redder. "I have not gone mad. It's something I want to do. We've been working a bit hard lately, and we need to have a little fun or else we WOULD go insane."
"You just want to be Simon's character, don't you, Superior?" Saix retorted with a smirk on his face. Saix usually was like Xemnas's dog, doing what he said the second he said it. But he felt slightly rebellious at the moment, mainly because Xemnas himself was acting so out of character.
Xemnas looked defensive. "So what if that's true? What if, perhaps, I'm simply bored or want a change in scenery for once?"
Saix raised an eyebrow. "Well, if that is the case, Sir, then I'd be happy to help you set up this Oblivion Idol."
Xemnas smiled, although it had a dark feeling behind it. "Good. To begin with, we shall need a Show Host, three judges, and come contestants. And to make it interesting … a camera that will record it all and send it off to the Internet later."
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"Hello youtube watchers and fanfiction readers alike. My name is Roxas, Number XIII, and you've just stumbled across Orgy Idol … er, I'm sorry, Organization Idol. Many thanks to my friend Olette who is recording this; my other friend Pence, who is writing it out for us; and of 'course Hayner who is our lights and sound man."
The sound of an audience's applause came from the speakers on the stage, and spotlights flew over from Roxas to a table in front of the stage where three people sat.
"Over here we have our three judges: Demyx –"
"OHMIGOSH HI INTERNET PEOPLES!" the Sitar player yelled while waving at the camera Olette controlled.
"– And Xigbar –"
"Yo. How's it goin'?" the eye-patched Number II smiled at the camera.
"And lastly, Superi – I mean Xemnas. They will judge, but only you can vote! You get to choose who will stay and who will go, because that's how we do things here on Organization idol!"
A crowd cheering is heard again, even though there is no audience. Roxas takes a swig from a can of XIII-SQuash, licking the sweetness off his lips before continuing: "First up to sing tonight is lovely Number XII, Larxene."