The Essence of Time

by ILikeCats1998

Sherlock and John go on a walk only to find themselves interrupted by a mysterious time traveling man looking for a blonde (who is possibly in a union jack t-shirt). Intense friendships then develop over a shared love of kittens and soap.

Written by S. B. Einhorn and K. N. Flocke

One day Sherlock and Jawn went for a walk. Sherlock was eating a pear. The Doktah showed up and was like

"Duuude! What are you doing?"

Jawn was a kitten now.

"meow meow meow meow" Jawn defended Sherlock's choice of food.

"Alright bro" said the Doktah as he and Rose hugged and then flew away. Sherlock finished eating the pear and then picked up Jawn and floated home.

Act 2

Sherlock and Jawn got home and Sherlock sat down on his chair. Jawn walked into the kitchen and jumped onto the counter, meowing. Sherlock looked in his general direction then got up and grabbed a jar of jam. Sherlock put the jam on Jawn's little kitten head. Jawn turned human again.

"Nom nom nom nom" said human Jawn. "This is my favorite flavor of jam."

Sherlock and Jawn hugged.

Then the TARDIS came crashing through the window. The Doktah had ruined the bro-hug.

"Has anyone seen Rose?"

Rose and young Amelia Pond then drifted down through the ceiling with a gift basket of soap.

Act 3

The Doktah looked at the soap, then back at you. Now back at the soap, now back at you. Sadly, the soap is not you, but it could be. Look down, now back up. We're in the TARDIS having a Time Lord Party with the soap that could be you. Jawn is a kitten again.

~FIN~