This was something I thought of and simply couldn't get out of my head untill I posted it XD
I immediatly knew it would have to be with someone intimidating in the anime self..
So...in the end i came out at Grimmjow!
hope you enjoy
WARNING: CRACK FIC
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(on a night in Hueco Mundo Grimmjow's room)
shuffle shuffle
Grimmjow stared in horror at his closet where once again that strange noise came from. He didn't know what it was but it was scaring the living shit out of him.
Ulquiorra who just happened to be in grimmjow's room too looked curiously.
shuffle shuffle
''You did notice that your closet is moving? didn't you Grimmjow?''
the only reply was a No shit look that immediatly went to the closet again when the sound and moving came again.
Ulquiorra now bored decided to leave the room since Grommjow was to occupied with his closet anyway.
shuffle shuffle
OMG I really saw something just now!
Cause people believe it or not but grimmjow is really scared of closets when it is dark..It al started when he was still alive and his damn brother decided to play a prank on his sweet little brother grimmjow when...uhhh nevermind lets save that for another time.
To the point : A moving closet indeed really scared the shit out of our favorite Espada.
shuffle shuflle
Grimmjow once again jumped up, 'I swear I just saw big creepy eyes!'
Slowly the closet began moving again and an big blue strange very fluffly thing came out.
Of course our espada isn't afraid of such a big fluffly thing!!
...ah...aaa
...he is...
Slowly the fluffly blue creature began turning towards the still twitching grimmjow and may I say, when he did the thing looked awfully familiar.
''COOKIE!!''
''AAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!''
And that people is the point where Grimmjow ran away screaming like a little girl all the way.
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-That night Ulquiorra's room-
Ulquiorra looked at the shivering bundle on his bed that was supposed to be the agressive all daring espada he despised so much.
''Grimmjow could you please go away?'' sighed Ulquiorra
Grimmjow finally showed his head when...
shuffle shuffle
Did you hear that Grimmjow?
wWhat we heard was a scream even Ichigo could hear in karakura town.
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Yes yes another ordinary night a Hueco Mundo.
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Just imagine the image of grimmjow al screaming running away for the cookiemonster screaming cookie.
sorry but for me that really the ultimate laugh XD
anyways said it was a crack fic but hoped you enjoyed when you've read it
please review XD
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Elrenda-chan