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How to kill Voldemort with out all the fuss:
1. Limestone and a cornfield; no one needs to know.
2. Throw him in a shark tank. Sharks with lasers on their head.
3. Get a snake, put him in a box and mail it via the US Postal service. By the time he opens it, bam, snake in the face.
4. Offer Lucius power if he walks up and A.K.s the idiot.
5. Wand into the temple.
6. We make a spell to pour tons of sugar water on him and let out bees. Maybe it wouldn't kill him, but my it would be funny.
7. We let loose a couple of mongoose to eat him.
8. Tell Mione that he is secretly burning books.
9. Tell everyone that he was the reason for the hair cut.
10. Tell Fleur he intends to hurt her mate.
11. Give him in orange parka and a guest appearance on South Park.
12. Two words, giant squid
13. Tell Snape that Voldemort said he should shower.
14. Give him a pair of heelies, as they obviously defy gravity.
15. Use the nice sword the pretty bird gave him and stab him.
16. Run him over with a car; reverse for good measure.
17. Decapitation.
18. Tell Lucky that Voldemort is hiding his lucky charms. (Leprechauns can be violent. )
19. Exchange floo powder for gun powder.
20. Have him make a guest appearance on the Sopranos.
21. Have him be a love interest for Captain Kirk. (I know a Trek reference)
22. Club to the back of the head.
23. Tell the Hufflpuffs that Voldemort killed Santa.
24. Inform the ACLU that he is anti gay.
25. Broken glass in his pumpkin juice.
26. Cryogenically freeze him, then cut out shamrock shaped pieces of his body, dye green, and use as lapel pins for St. Patrick's Day.
27. "Voldemort, I would like you to meet Dr. Kevorkian..."
28. Make him a organ donor…..early.
29. Pillow to the face as he sleeps.
30. Put a Manchester United jersey on him, drop him off in Italy.
31. New York Rats, they destroy everything.
32. Tie him up like a piñata and have small children beat it to death. (Fun for everyone!)
33. Force him to watch PBS, all day. (He may just kill himself)
35. Use a gun. I know mundane and yet oh so effective.