A/N -HOLY CRAP GUYS I MADE A THING! MY FIRST SO GO EASY!
WARNING - My grammar will suck, the story might have violence, will definitely have lemons/smut/ohh yeahhhh,swearing is a given, and my humor might make you cringe.
This will begin with Het aka (F/M) but will eventually be ZoSan (M/M). If you're not a fan of boy love please click the back button.
If anyone comes up with a better title, TELL MEEEE.
Side pairings - Usona (Nami x Usopp), Zolu (Zoro x Luffy), Sannami (Sanji x Nami), Luna (Luffy x Nami)
DISCLAIMER - I'll own One Piece once ZoSan becomes canon, till then it belongs to Oda.
Despite Impel Down's ruthless exterior the interior completely contradicts itself. Nami's breath got caught in her throat as she scanned the inside of the lavish mansion. Inside there were expensive authentic paintings hanging from the walls, a few leather sofas, a brick fireplace, and a medium sized fountain. Whenever she came here the beauty never failed to amaze her. Stopping her gazing around her eyes eventually landed on Viola which reminded her why she was there in the first place.
Looking down at the leash in her hand she gave a small tug to pull the reluctant Usopp inside. Sealing the door behind her she let out a huff and placed a lock of hair behind her ear before looking back up at the secretary. "Welcome back Mistress Nami, Robin will be with you in just a moment." Viola said while leaning forward on the podium with her chin in her hands. "Thanks Viola, it's always a pleasure returning here." She replied with a smirk on her face.
Turning towards Usopp she commanded him to kneel on all fours which he complied waiting for Nami to climb on top. Once she was seated she leaned towards his ear whispering to him, "If you hold me up till Robin appears I'll reward you one last time." After hearing of the possible reward Usopp started whimpering in excitement and did his best to hold her up.
Unfortunately, having no arm muscle Usopp only lasted holding her up for the first fifteen minutes. Sweating towards the ten minute mark it was remarkable he lasted five minutes longer. Collapsing from overexertion of his muscles he weakly looked up at Nami who muttered from behind her phone "Five minute improvement well at least you're getting somewhere, Usopp. Come with me for your reward."
Getting up from Usopp she headed over to a couch whilst crossing her legs with the sole of her foot sticking up enough so he could get proper coverage. "Lick my boots Usopp, make them clean for me." Nami reached out her hand to cup his cheek in her hand. After rubbing his cheek a few times with her thumb she sat back to watch her pet. Sticking out his tongue he slowly ran it up the side of the boot while holding eye contact with her. In long strokes he began to clean the top of her boot all the way to where her skin peaked out. Coming to her skin he hesitated but became brave enough to place feathery kisses around her leg then went back to licking her boot. Nami whispered barely audibly "Don't... Kiss me." Slightly shaken up she pulled her boot away and commanded him to stop and sit.
An hour later the unmistakable clicking of heels came towards the pair "Nami, I apologize for the wait I had a client with me before you came." Robins gaze traveled to a green headed man in the hall that split into three other hallways full of doors frantically looking around with a dark haired boy on a leash. "Mr. Roronoa the exit is this way!" Robin extended an arm towards the door behind Nami pointing a finger at it. "Z-ZORO?!" Nami shrieked with her eyes wide and jaw dropped. Zoro scoffed hearing Nami his childhood friend, "Why do you sound so surprised? YOU'RE the one that recommended this place to me..." He had a faint blush tinted on his cheeks.
"I just didn't think you'd actually do it! Someone's finally taking life by the tits and milking it!"
She started laughing at Zoro's embarrassment. The conversation abruptly stopped after hearing Robin clearing her throat "I don't mean to cut your reunion so short but I do have clients after you, Nami." Now it was Nami's turn to be embarrassed. Zoro started to softly chuckle at her misfortune which earned him a glare in return.
"Well then Robin, would you mind showing me the new arrivals?" Nami asked to which she just got a nod and watched Robin start walking towards the VIP section. "Zoro you and.." She looked down at the dark haired pet that was watching her intently with a wide grin. "Luffy." Zoro answered giving a soft smile bending down to stroke his hair. "Right... You and Luffy should come with me to look since you haven't been to the VIP." She suggested and got an "Ok I guess." As a response.
The walk to the VIP room had been short and Robin was waiting patiently in front of the door, shuffling could be heard behind it. Robin pulled Nami out of hearing range for a minute and asked "Password?" Nami rolled her eyes "Do we really need a password...? It's fisting Lana Del Rey." Robin gave her a grin while motioning towards the door and they walked over to it in silence. Fishing a key from her pocket Robin finally opened the door and stepped aside for the other four to go inside.
Five cages that were beautifully decorated were located in the spacious room. To the far right on the wall had collars and leashes to choose from once you've claimed a pet. Underneath the accessories there was also an intercom in case staff happened to be busy. All five cages were occupied with one person a cage inside. The far right cage had a girl with bright blue hair with a plate outside her cage with "Vivi" engraved, next one had a guy with red hair with a plate "Kid", the middle cage with a guy with gray hair that was smoking two cigars "Smoker", a goth looking girl "Perona", and on the far left was a guy with blonde hair "Sanji".
Robin took the initiative to introduce the pets to the four guests, "Everyone this is Nami, she will be the one possibly purchasing one of you today. Accompanied with her is her pet Usopp, and lifelong friend Zoro with his pet Luffy." She made hand movements gesturing towards them one at a time while introducing.
Once Robin finished she told the guests she'd watch over their pets so they could go roaming. So Nami and Zoro both handed their leashes to Robin so they could go browsing without distractions. Robin took her leave and pointed to the button under the accessories "If you need me press the button it's an intercom and I'll be back as soon as possible." When the door shut they made their way towards the cages.
Going towards Vivi they stopped and peered in seeing her seated on her couch reading, slowly advancing to the left as to not disturb her they came in front of Kid. Located in his bed only his red hair poking out and snoring could be seen and heard. Moving left again Smoker was eyeing them both down, "Now that's no way to look at me as if I'm some kind of animal in a zoo." He gave off a throaty laugh with smoke shooting out of his mouth with every laugh.
Nami and Zoro exchanged a look between each other "We're sorry Smoker, we didn't mean to stare." Nami apologized while twirling a strand of hair around her index finger.
"Don't mind him he's just messing arOUND?!" Perona had calmly started talking while playing with her stuffed teddy bear until she looked up and had her eyes land on Zoro. Perona started sputtering "Y-Y-YOU W-W-W I MEA-A-AN?!" Zoro started to furrow his eyebrows at her babbling.
"Oi, oi, OI! Relax Perona." Zoro started backing up towards the last cage with his hands raised in defense. "Nami, let's wrap this up I need to get Luffy home." Zoro turned his full attention to the last cage and came face to face with Sanji.
Eyes locked with Zoro's, Sanji reached his hand out through the bars towards Zoro's head until he made contact and started petting his hair. Smiling Sanji asked, "Is it real?" Zoro stood there in a stupor with his eyes slightly larger.
"Hey Mosshead, I asked if it was real." He stopped petting his head and pointed towards his hair. Zoro felt himself come back alive with his blood raging in his veins "Mosshead?! You shouldn't be going and spouting your mouth off, Dartboard Brow! Take a look at the situation you're in!" He started to growl as multiple gasps rang through the room. Nami quit talking with Smoker and stomped over in front of Zoro. SMACK! Nami had sent her hand flying across Zoro's face with her face beet red talking through gritted teeth, "HOW DARE YOU!" Minutes went by and the only thing that could be heard was Nami panting trying to get a grip on herself.
A loud sigh came from Sanji "Nami, I appreciate the support but it's something I've heard before so don't worry about it." He gave a small smile. "NO! It was not only directed to you since others are here. It was completely uncalled for and not to mention hurtful!" Nami hissed watching Zoro turn his back and walking out slamming the door.
Once Nami got ahold of herself she sprinted to the accessories and pressed the button standing there awkwardly till Robin's voice came over the intercom. "How can I help you?" Nami took a deep breath and with the most powerful voice she could manage said "I want to make an exchange!"
A/N - What did you guys think? Should I continue this? I haven't seriously written anything since senior yr of high which was two yrs ago, so I'll be rusty. If this gets any reviews to keep going/follows I'll have the next chapter out by 9/3/14.
I would also appreciate constructive criticism if you have any to share! :)