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"Howard?"

"What is it Little Man?" Howard glanced up from his copy of Global Explorer to see Vince watching him, eagerly.

"You know how it's Naboo's birthday soon?"

Howard knew nothing of the sort, he had no idea when the tiny shaman's birthday was, but there was no way he was going to admit that to Vince. Men-of-action like himself knew everything. So he nodded wisely. "What about it?"

"I was thinking, right, why don't we throw him a party! It'd be genius!"

Howard frowned. "Right, and would this be Naboo's party or yours?"

Vince looked at him with wide-eyed innocence. "What do you mean?"

"You know exactly what I mean Little Man. I'm talking about my birthday party, aren't I? Remember? The only people there who knew who I was were Lester Corncrake and that old lady who likes to yell at pigeons down by Tesco."

"As if! She didn't know who you were; she didn't even know where she was! She just followed a pigeon into our flat!"

"Well, that actually proves my point even more Vince. That wasn't really my party, was it?"

"Yeah, but that's coz no-one knows you. Naboo's genius, he's got loads of mates. It'll be fine!" he smiled winningly at Howard, and the jazz maverick felt himself soften in spite of himself. Then he remembered his party again.

"No. no way. No parties."

Vince pouted and stomped into his bedroom.

"And the old woman did know who I was!" he heard Howard call after him as he shut the door.

So, boring old Howard didn't want a party then? Ok, maybe he had been right about it being Vince's party, but all parties were Vince's really, weren't they? As soon as he got there he just outshone everyone else, it wasn't his fault!

He was just going to have to get Howard to change his mind. Or find something to change it for him. Grinning wickedly, Vince crept down the hallway to Naboo's bedroom. The shaman had to have something to get Howard to change his mind, right?

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