Edd was just walking with Tom (With a Tomee bear in the background) and Matt had his mirror in his hand. A TV store had Nick (Channel 25 from Cox, 1025 for HD) as the channel. I don't know why, but Edd talked to me. "Tord," said Edd, "Why are you here?" I said "Uhh... Nothing! Why are you here?" "Because you left us when we went to Atlantis to get our fridge keys," said Matt. "Wait, WhAT?" I said. "wait, Why is our speech in text on the Microsoft program Notepad?" "I..." said Tom. "Don't... know." ASDFdude said, "Uh-oh! Tord broke the fourth wall" Then he dissapeared out of nowhere. My face was O.o and Tom said, "Chapter 1 of THREE?!" then... "Klasky Csupo." I said, "wat happened?" Tom said, "I think a voice from nowhere said 'Class key Jump oh'. WHY would it say THAT?!" I thought, How long is this chapter? Wait! This whole passage has ALL CHAPTERS?! Then... A UFO fell from nowhere! The Tomee Bear was destroyed because the UFO landed on it.
Chapter 2 of 3: What is with that UFO? (My Tomee Bear!)
"We finally found a plot development," I said. "Not like the Giant Lemon Tom saw." Tom said, "Holy happy Holidays in a-" I hit Tom. Tom said, "Holy happy Holidays-" Again, I hit him. He said, "Holy-" He missed the 3rd hit I was gonna do. Tom said, "Ha!" I hit the back of his head like my hand was a boomerang. The UFO had a Space alien. Edd said, "Commander Bai." The alien called "Commander Bai" said, "Yes, Flesh pigs. We came to destroy Earth." I said, "Why do you want to destroy earth?" Bai said, "We need to do something in 1-2 chapters." I said, "If I get to defeat you, I use all your guns." Bai said, "deal." Then we fought. I used guns, Edd used Swords, Tom used broken Smirnoff bottles, and Matt used his bad charisma. "HEY!" Sorry. Edd looked at me... and he said I should use a giant fork. The fork punctured the Alien. The bottles killed his minions. Matt's bad charisma Made Bai go "BLEH!" and the swords finished all of the aliens. The Aliens (and the UFO) disintegrated.
Chapter 3 of 3: We destroyed Commander Bai!
Finally. We destroyed him. But the guns disintegrated. The story was short, but we saved the Earth. Commander Bai was destroyed, and I learned abou g. I don't know why, but I did. Edd said, "Finally, we saved earth. Is this the shortest chapter?" I said, "I think so. But that was a short plot. Y'know, we learned something today." Tom agreed. He said, "Yes. No matter how short the story is, we can save the world." Edd said, "and We have to save earth any time, whether its Zombehs, Aliens, or Just random silliness like a giant lemon, or Captain State-the-Obvious..." "I could've saved earth by stating the obvious," said Captain S.T.O.! Edd continued. "No, you couldn't. Well... You can save the world from anything."
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