Author: OBseSs3D
Title: Slytherins in Gryffindor
Chapter One: Beautiful, Brainy, and Brawny
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: I only own Mary and Julie and everyone else that isn't in the books. Everyone else belongs to J.K. Rowling. Author's Note: This is my first fanfic. No flames please. But please review and tell me what I could have changed, etc.
I'm starting out with a simple fanfic.
The Slytherin house had one goal--to win the House Cup this year. No matter what. A couple of 'slimy' Slytherins were lounging in the common room. Some of them were trying to come up with the perfect way to sabotage Gryffindor's chance to win, as they usually did every year.
Fourteen and a half minutes later, some of the girls were bored out of their minds. Having come up with no ideas, they started to gossip and complain about their fellow peers, who were undoubtedly inferior to them, the 'Beautiful, Brainy, and Brawny' girls of Slytherin. Well, okay, NOT 'Brainy.' Sounds too nerdy--
"Ooooooohhhh!!! I'm a genius! I just thought of the perfect word that starts with a B! For the "official" name!"
The other girls stopped talking and waited in anticipation for the girl to continue.
"Well?" prompted one girl.
"Er. It's..oh yes, BUSTY!!" she said proudly. "We are the 'Beautiful, Busty, and Brawny', because I heard you guys talking about how Brainy was too nerdy." She was eager to please the other girls because she wanted to fit in.
All the girls then looked pointedly at her chest. One of them spoke up. "You've no bust though, Mary," she said bluntly. Slytherin girls and boys for that matter are one hundred percent void of feeling and understanding. The one called Mary, only a first former, seemed to be on the verge of tears.
"So what?!" she retorted. "Neither of you have any muscles and yet you call yourselves 'Brawny'." She didn't dare add that they weren't exactly beautiful either. After all, most of the girls were either in their fourth or fifth year at Hogwarts. She had no intention of becoming an ugly toad with warts the size of England.
One of the girls had gotten up from her place on the floor. "No muscles, eh? We'll see about that." She drew back her fist and remarked nonchalantly, "You can put the teeth that fall out under your pillow for the Tooth Fairy. When she pays you a visit, you'll be expected to pay me one." She jingled her pocket of coins. "Think of the money as your gift to me. My early birthday present. Thanks ever so much," she sneered. The other girls snickered. Mary closed her eyes and braced herself for the blow--
"Now come on. Think sensibly, Julie. You musn't scare her. That job is reserved solely for the Weasleys," someone drawled.
Julie, the 'Brawny' one who was bullying Mary, turned around to see Draco Malfoy. Crabbe and Goyle were standing next to him snickering.
"Good one, Draco!" congratulated Crabbe.
"I know." Malfoy smirked.
Crabbe kept chattering, "Hahah, 'That job is reserved solely fo--"
"Shut up!" Malfoy hit him on the back of his head. "Anyway, I have come up with the absolute greatest plan of all time. But I need a name of someone in Gryffindor that would be a perfect candidate...Can you think of any?.."
Some of the girls were not paying any attention and were talking about certain people in Gryffindor.
"Ugh, I can't stand that Hermione!!" said one girl. She imitated Hermione. With her voice higher than usual, both hands on her hips, and her nose in the air, she said haughtily, "Contrary to your belief, Mandrakes are used to cure those who have been Petrified. Honestly! Don't you readd??!!" She continued, "Hello, my name is Hermione and I absolutely hate myself!! I think my hair is absolutely embarressing. It should be out-lawed. And my voice is so annoying! I hope to get an operation done sometime in the future..on..EVERYTHING."The girls broke into laughter. Hearing all of this, Draco came up to them and said, "That's it!! That Muggle Hermione will do perfectly. We'll make Gryffindor wish she was never placed in their house," he smirked.
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