Alex: Hey! I know it's been... forever since I last updated. I've actually had the next 4 chapters done for a few months, but looking back at it now, I realized that my writing has noticeably improved and I'm just sitting here cringing at this. So, as a solution, I'm going to rewrite the entire story. That hopefully won't take too long... heheh...
This might sound weird to you, but here goes: My name is Leonardo. I am the oldest of four brothers, the other three being Raphael, Donatello, and Michelangelo. Raph is the second oldest, hot-headed brother, Donnie is the brink of the bunch, and Mikey is… he's Mikey. We were all named after our Sensei's favorite renaissance artists. Well, our Sensei and father. His name is Splinter and he's like us—not completely human but not completely animal either. He was a human and got us when we were all still baby turtles, but we all came in contact with a little bit of a green liquid called mutagen, and he became a humanoid rat mutant and my brothers and I became humanoid turtles. So now we live in the sewers of New York, and this is our story…
Alex: Welp, here's the rewritten prologue … hopefully now I'll actually be consistent with updates because the school year's almost over and I have a bit more free time