I do NOT own Teen Titans,
Santa Clause, OR wall mart...or anything else mentioned xD
Okay, I so needed to post a main humor fic. All my serious stuff was getting a bit boring for me. I just started typing one morning and got this one paged start xD It's fun for me, so I hope y'all enjoy. HOPEFULLY I will get more "letters" out before Christmas x)
Letters to Santa Clause.
From Beast Boy.
Okay Dude, lets get one thing straight:
IT IS HARD TO BE GOOD!
I mean really, couldn't you have maybe made the "get a present for Christmas" thing a LITTLE easier? I mean, omg. Do you have ANY idea how many pranks I passed up? I have passed up everything from putting mayo in Robin's hair gel, to putting fake dog poo in Cy's car. Honestly, I have been trying to be good (and if Robin trys to tell you that I am the one who put bright blue dye in his shampoo, HE IS LYYYIIINNGGG! mostly... okay so I thought the idea up... I have NO idea how it got in there... mostly.) I WILL admit to pranking Raven. I Tye-dyed her cloaks... but honestly, I think I got punished enough for that. I still have bruises. But I mean, I got a natural evil mind, you can't blame me for pulling a prank here or there... if anything should get a bonus for not being a Super Baddie or something. I even eat my veggies!... well I do. And the fact that I don't eat meat doesn't count against that, right?
So now that you know my suffering, can I just have a moped? PLEEEAAASSEE!!! I have been asking for one for like, EVER! I wont blame you if I don't get anything in my stocking- Silkie chewed a hole in it anyways, and the others wont let me put it up because they say it smells like my room. What-Ev.
But back to the subject. I asked for a moped last year, but I didn't get it. I would like to ask WHY?! I have been BEGGING you for one, IT IS JUST A MOPED! I PROMISE(scratches out) I'LL TRY NOT TO CRASH IT! JUST GIVE ME A CHANGE! PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I even forced myself to cry so this letter would have more dramatic effect with the little blotches. See how much I want a moped?)
And if your little elf's can't make one, you can probably get one at wall mart, or something. And now for a list of things I've done to be good this year just to show you that a moped would be a GREAT gift to reward my hard efforts.
1) saved people
2) Uh... defeated evil organizations.
3) Have been trying hard not to prank my friends.
4) uh... saved people?
5)- Oh ow... hand cramp... must... end this... now... owie...
Thats okay though, I was running out of things to put down.
-The Cute Green Dude who REALLY wants a moped for Christmas instead of coal this year-
Garfield 'Beast Boy' Logan.
PS: PLEASE, SANTA! PLEASE!