Probably the silliest thing I have ever written, just so you know.
"You know we're all crazy, right?" Foggy opened up the kitchen cupboard, rummaging through the shelves. "Completely, totally crazy. No sane person would possibly be doing this."
Matt grinned in his direction. "I see your point."
Karen threw a sock at him.
"Aha!" Foggy triumphantly drew a packet of Snakes out of the cupboard, waving them in the air as proof of victory. "Knew these had to be in here somewhere! Let the tournament begin!"
He wandered back into the lounge, opening the packet and offering one to Karen. "Ladies first."
She took it, smiling slyly. "This better not mean you're going easy on me, mister."
"Going easy on you? No way!" He held a hand over his heart. "I promise you, when I beat you, it will be because of my talent and overwhelming awesomeness. No going easy."
Matt smirked at him. "You sound awfully confident. You know, seeing as I won last time."
"Ah, but this time, I'm prepared." He shook the bag. "I bought the extra stretchy snakes. Now players, on your ready!"
Matt and Karen each put an end of the snake in their mouth.
"Get set!"
They tensed, leaning backwards, preparing to pull.
"And go!"