I don't own Naruto, Obviously. If I did, I wouldn't be Writing FanFiction, now would I? I don't own anything, actually. Oh, And this is my first ever SasuNaru fanfiction. Oh, And I made everyone outta character. No ones a Ninja. I got the Title from a Blaqk Audio song.
"Ow" I just fell from my bed. Grr. Sadly though, This might be a good day. I looked at my clock. "Dammit, its only four in the morning!" I tried to go back to sleep, but I couldn't sleep. I got up from my bed and grabbed a red bull and some Coco Puffs. I grabbed my old piece O' shit laptop and got on myspace. My Myspace profile is very spiffy, If I do say so myself. The layout is one made by yours truly. It flashes random bright colors, And I have a dancing Panda on there. I had two messages. One from Sakura a popular,bitchy girl. Shes a slut. To say the least, I don't like her. It was most likley hatemail, so I didn't bother reading it. The second one is from my friend, Garra. I clicked on it. I can't remeber what I messaged him about. I just know it was about music, But which band...
Hey Naruto! Well, Yeah..Ny-Quil is a really good song, But The Prayer Position is much better. WTF, Justin Timberlake? Why did you send me that picture?
"Oh, AFI, Thats what we were talking about!" I recalled the Conversation we were having, and almost dropped my redbull when I remembered that damned picture.I closed down my computer and chugged the remains of my Coco Puffs. after that, I went to go see what I would wear for the First Day of School. My closet isn't very amazing just shirts,jeans, socks and such. I threw half my clothes on the floor until I retrieved what I was looking for. My white AFI shirt that had Love Like Winter lyrics and some Flowers(1). Now, to find jeans. I looked in my closet until I found my favorite jeans. They were bright red skinny jeans. 'Time for Accessories!" I Yelled, Loud enough for my Neighbors to hear. I went to a box I had in my Kitchen and dumped it on the floor. I picked up a wristband that said "bite me" and a glove thing.
I threw all the stuff on my bed and picked up a towel. It was all black, nothing Special. I jumped into my shower and Stripped off my clothes. I turned the water on and screamed bloody murder. "Holy Fuck! This Water is cold! Damn Temperature! Damn you to HELL" After a while, The water got warm enough for me to take a shower without freezing. I grabbed my Shampoo, SunSilk, of course, and Lathered, Rinsed, and Repeated. After my shower, I threw my clothes on and checked the time. Six a.m.. I had time to go to starbucks.
I ran to my room and Grabbed Ten Dollars. I grabbed my backpack. Its white and Garra N' Me drew all over it, In Magic Markers.
While I'm walking to Starbucks(2), I look around Konoha. It's really quite, Nothing ever happens. I turn the corner and see Starbucks. Vanilla Bean Frap, Here I Come! I walk up to the cash register and choke on the air I was breathing in. 'Shit, I forgot that her parents own this place. Fuck Fuck Fuck..' I think.
Her eyes were filled with disgust and hate, All that jazz. "What do you want Naruto?" Her tone mirrored the disgust in her eyes. "What the hell are you doing in My shop?" She glared at me, you tell there was hate.
"Well, Your royal Highness, All I wanted was one of your Fine dairy slash caffine products.One 'Nilla Bean Frap, Tall" I said, trying to be the oen with the last word . She looked at me, Said the Price and Left to make the Drink. "Loser" she muttered under her breath. She handed him the drink and turned away, childishly. I turned around and saw a guy in eyeliner and all black.
Sakura pushed me out of the way, and made me fall. "Ow! You bitch!" I yelled. Mr. Eyeliner Helped me up and smiled. He turned to Sakura, glaring daggers at her, And I mean daggers. She giggled flirtatiously at him and asked him If he was single. He stared at her some more. "What the Hell is your problem? Why the fuck did you do that to him? All he did was ask for a fucking Drink, you didn't have to injure him!" Sakura looked like she had been slapped int he face. "But.. We were.. Just kidding, Weren't we, Naruto?"
Mr. Eyeliner looked at me, and cocked an eyebrow. "Kidding, yes or no?" he asked me, I stammered for a bit and looked at Sakura who was starign at me with pleading eyes. "Err, No. We wern't kidding, she fucking hates me."
Mr. Eyeliner looked at her and back to me. "Mocha, Please" He said to Sakura. Sakura Nodded and left to make the mocha. "Err, Thanks," I said, awkwardly. Mr. eyeliner looked at me and smiled. Sakura returned and gave him his mocha. "Umm, If you're ever available," she said "I'd love to go out with you.. I mean.. I'm not usually like that. Its just.. I hate Naruto so much and its not like he doesn't deserve it..."
Mr. Eyeliner stopped her in the middle of the sentence " I like NATURAL hair colors, not that horrid pink you wear, and I don't believe that you aren't always like that, so bye" He turned and dragged me away. I'm just dumfounded. He stops, turns to me and asks me if I go to East konoha high. I nod and he lets me go.
"I'm Sasuke" He says "How are you this fine day?"
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1. I have this shirt, I never wear it, so I made Naruto wear it.
2. Starbucks Pwns.