Let me speak some info
If you play Smash Brawl
Have you even entered
Subspace Arc mode at all?
You're a 3DS Bayonetta main
But you can bet before we're through
Mister, I'll have you main Smash 4's Pittoo!
Tranquil as an arrow
Flying through the air
Once you track his movements,
Look how well you'll fare!
Eighteenth tier, above Pit, counterpick
But he'll use his Final Smash on you
Somehow, I'll have you main Smash 4's Pittoo!
I shoulda maimed Game & Watch
Say goodbye to Bowser's up-B
Darn, was I a fool for quickly getting spammed?
Did Dark Pit just walk up and side-B?!
Hope he doesn't use up special...
Now I really wish that I maimed Little Mac!
*CHORUS*
(To main a clone!)
You must be swift as a Falcon Kicker!
(To main a clone!)
With all the force of DLC Mewtwo
(To main a clone!)
With all the spam of a PK Fire
Mysterious as Gerudo Valley's moon!
*END CHORUS*
Time is racing toward us
Till Fates' Corrin arrives
Master neutral specials
And you may survive!
You're unsuited for SSB4
So pack up! Go home, cause you're through
How could I have you main Smash 4's Pittoo?!
(repeat chorus twice)