Hey guys/gals! My name is MajorMagma. I am the author for the story named ''The Jinxed Evolution''. I love the lore of LoL, don't get me wrong, but there are a few which I think could be better. That's why I decided to rewrite the lore. I will rewrite as many champions as possible! Oh, and the lore I write will have nothing to do with the official lore. Just to be clear. I am always open to requests! So feel free to do so. They are appreciated!
Without further ado: Ziggs' new lore!
Some people call me mad. Perhaps I am! Well, who knows! I got scolded again today for blowing a hole in the street. Man! Why are they always so angry? It's not like it can't be fixed! Anyway, today I demonstrated my newest firecracker to Rumble. It blew right in his face! Hahaha, we both laughed for hours! I am happy not everyone in town is boring! Rumble told me he knew another cool yordle who liked explosives. I was surprised when he mentioned another yordle since he doesn't have many friends. Ooh, I wonder who it is! Oh, it's already 2 AM in the morning! Well, gotta go!
Hey, Ziggs here. I met the yordle Rumble was talking about! She is a very kind and cheerful yordle. Her name is Tristana. We really need more yordles like her in Bandle City! Would make life a lot more fun here! She wanted to become a Megling gunner, and asked me to make her a gun. Well! What a request! I am working on a 'Hand Cannon.' It will take a few weeks to finish, but I am sure it will be awesome! Wait a sec, a cannon will be very heavy, will she even be able to carry it? Hmm, I think I need to use the HYPER ITELLIGENT ZIGGS THINKING MODE! See ya!
G'day! Ziggs here again! It has been a few weeks since I have written in my notebook. And no, I don't care if people call it a 'diary'. This is a notebook I tell ya! But anyway I have finished building the cannon! As I like to call it, a 357 caliber handgun! It's pretty heavy! I wonder if she can carry it… Meh, we will see! That's what people mean with 'overthinking'. Right? Well I am pretty sure I am right. Anyway, I can't wait to test it out!
Ziggs here! It was a huge success! Well, if that's what you would call it. We just had a private firework show! The gun fits perfectly with her and she is pretty good with it! Man, I saw Rumble's eyes after Tristana hugged me. Heh, I think I found the ultimate blackmailing method! Hehe.. Aww, maybe I shouldn't use it that way. I could also make Tristana hug me as much as possible to see those cute little eyes again! Hahaha! I can't stop thinking how funny it is to see him so jealous! Well, since the gun is finished I think I should create something new. Have you heard of the 'Yordle academy of science and progress'? Man, it's cool! I heard Heimerdinger, the founder is a champion of the league! Tristana and Rumble also want to join the league. Well, Tristana is already on the right path. I heard she already joined the Megling Commandos. Rumble was building on a mech or something. Hmm, gotta figure out what I will do.
Hi, Ziggs here. Man, I am tired. I have been building and experimenting for weeks now. I think I haven't slept more than 3 hours. I have been drinking a lot of caffeine to stay awake. But I finally found it! The first Hextech bomb! It can blow through the most thickest and reinforced walls! Ha! They won't know what will hit'em! I am going to demonstrate it to the rest of the town. We will see what they think! Until then, good night.
HEY PEOPLE, THE ZIGGS REPORTING! This is the best day of my whole life! I got a invite to the Yordle Academy of Science and Progress! Oh my gosh, this is cool! I wonder what it will be like! I will have unlimited resources! Hah, I will be able to build bombs that can destroy the whole town! Hahahaha! No bad intentions of course. I will write a letter back and we will see what happens!
Hi guys! Can you believe it? They even bought a ticket for me. A first class room in the finest ship of Bandle City! Amazing! I will be able to kiss this town goodbye! Have I ever told you I never left Bandle City? I wonder what it will be like. This is so exciting! Wait a sec, what about Rumble? Tristana left too for the military. Won't Rumble be alone? Haven't thought about that. Meh, I don't think he will mind. I know he doesn't like Heimerdinger, but I think it will be fine. What's the worst that could happen?
Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? WHY?! This was the worst day of my life. Strange, after considering yesterday was the best day. I..I don't know anymore. What should I do? Rumble hates me. My best friend doesn't want to see me ever again. I..I don't understand. I have never seen someone so angry. He screamed so hard. Tears filled his eyes. And so do mine. I may be wearing thick glasses, but I can barely see much with the tears on the glass. It was raining. I went to visit Rumble's shack. Rumble looked happy just like always. I saw him building a robot from parts from the local junkyard. I remember that's how we met each other. I was searching for parts and he came with a car built of scrap parts. We saw the junkyard as the paradise. Those were the good days. I told him about my leave. He was silent. Then tears started to flow away from his eyes. He called me traitor. He called me asshole. He called me everything you would never want to hear from your best friend. He even threw all the scrap parts in the shack toward me. I had to run away. He screamed. ''I will never lose to you sellouts! Just you wait!'' I never thought this would happen. I know he isn't completely heartless. I will always remember him. Maybe it just isn't the time to see him again. I dunno. Will I ever see him again? I am not sure. I am so so sorry. I didn't mean to leave you behind. I am sorry, Rumble. But you will always be my best friend. I hope we can reunite someday as best friends.
Until then, I will quit with this notebook. I will bury it in the junkyard. Under the rocks were we would always bury the best parts and toys so no one would know we were ever there. Rumble, if you find this notebook, I am sorry.
See you on the Fields Of Justice.
Yours Truly,
Ziggs.