Nintendo Goes to the Movies
This goes to the tune of "Science Fiction Double Feature" from a certain Tim Curry movie. Judging from the folks who appear in this parody, I guess Jigglypuff could be singing it. Sing along, if you wish. :D
Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters, or the games from which they hail. Nintendo does. I also don't own the song or movie upon which this parody is based.
Princess Toadstool was ill
The day that Plit stood still
But she told us where we stand
And Ganondorf was there
In chain-mail underwear,
Although Sheik wasn't really a man.
Then something went wrong
For Donkey and Diddy Kong;
They got caught in a Kremuloid jam
Then from the Luminoth race,
A note from... outer space
And this is how the message ran:
Science fiction, double feature
Doctor M. will build a creature
See aparoids fighting Fox and Slippy
The Crazy Hand acts kinda trippy
Wo oh oh oh oh
At the late night double feature picture show
I thought that Eirika and Seth
Faced certain death
When old Caellach took to the hills
And I really got hot
When I saw a Wynaut
Fight a Swalot that spitsacid and kills.
Captain Falcon said prunes
Gave him the runes
He won't touch them before a race.
"But when this series ends,"
Said young Ness to his friends,
"I'm sure we'll have another wacky case,"
Like a...
Science fiction, double feature
Doctor M. will build a creature
See aparoids fighting Fox and Slippy
The Crazy Hand acts kinda trippy
Wo oh oh oh oh
At the late night double feature picture show
I wanna go
Oh oh oh
To the late night double feature picture show
By Nintendo
Oh oh oh
To the late night double feature picture show,
In the back row,
Oh oh oh
To the late night double feature picture show!
A/N: So did you throw anything at your screen? XD You'll notice that the song sticks rather closely to the original lines, more so than how I usually write. That's because this is actually a portion of a project I've been working on. I just thought the song was so hilarious I'd post it as an independent work like my other song parodies.