Author's Note: I almost deleted this when I read chapter 362 of the Naruto manga because... well everyone who has read it will know, and I don't want to ruin it for those who haven't. Anyways, there might be some OOCness here, and also I wasn't too sure what to use to end the majority of Deidara's sentences. Since yeah, un, and hmm are all used. I used hmm as you can see, you don't get mad at me for using the wrong on please. ;-; Again, sorry if I missed any spelling mistakes. I just read this over quickly a few times before uploading.
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Tobi and Art

Deidara slammed his head into the table again and again and again and again and again until he could no longer feel the sharp pain in his forehead. He offically had the worst headahce ever

"Sempai, you shouldn't bash your head on a table like that!" The mindless idiot who Deidara was now paired with pointed out as Deidara stopped slamming his head long enough to give the annoying kid with the black and orange mask and death glare. He only hoped he hadn't been this annoying to Sasori, who had been his partner until recently being killed by some old lady and a pink-haired ninja from Konoha.

"Shut up Tobi, hmm!" Deidara growled as the bubbly boy was silent for a moment. Even a moment of silence felt like a whole peaceful eternity to Deidara who had been forced to sit around and listen to Tobi go on and on about anything he could think of. Deidara was starting to think about Zestu had really been wrong about this kid, he was not Akatsuki material. Heck, he doubted he was even an S-ranked ninja! He seemed more like an idiotic genin anyways.

"Master Sasori was still even way better even when we were fighting over what kind of art was better, hmm." The blonde mumbled under his breath as Tobi's aura lightened again. Deidara knew this could only mean trouble.

"Why don't you teach me how to make art then sempai!?!?!" Tobi asked, not even waiting for an answer as he leapt up and raced off towards Deidara's room, where everyone was aware Deidara spent nights making his chakra-filled clay.

"If it'll shut you up, I'll do anything … hmm." Deidara mumbled as he slowly stood and walked after Tobi who was now doubling back to make sure he was coming.

"Look, I made a kitty!" Tobi cried happily as he showed Deidara his 'kitty'. The only way to describe it was an extremely poorly shaped oval with a bad, square like circle on top with two mini triangles for ears, two smaller square circles for eyes, then what looked to be a snake for a tail.

"… That's awful, hmm." Deidara said, being bluntly honest as he opened his hand to reveal the detailed bird he had created. "This is real art, hmm!" Deidara cried with a smile as Tobi looked at the creation in awe. Well … as much awe as a person with a mask covering their face can show.

"I've got it! I know how to make art now sempai!" Tobi cried happily as he grabbed some of the clay and threw it into his mouth and began to chew it.

"Spit that out, hmm!" Deidara demanded as he smacked Tobi on the back of his head and the newest Akatasuki member spat out the clay he had tossed into his mouth. "Why did you just waste my clay, hmm?"

"But sempai, you make art by chewing it with the mouths in your hands!" Tobi replied, letting his shoulders fall and hanging his head. "I just wanted to make art!"

'I knew this was a bad idea, hmm.' Deidara thought as he started slamming his head into the nearest object as Tobi started going on about nonsense again. After just half an hour they were back at square one again.