Death Note Dodgeball
Teams:
Kira/Task Force: Light Yagami/Kira, Misa Amane, Touta Masuda(Sadly), Kanzo Mogi, Teru Mikami
L/Wammy House: L Lawliet, Mello(Miheal Keehl), Near(Nate River), Watari, Aiber(Thierry Morello)
The crowd in the gym roars as the Kira/Task Force walks in the gym, wearing red jogging suits. Misa stands on her left leg, waving at the crowd. Light sighs, rubbing his eyes. The team takes their places, down on one knee. Light and Mogi are at the front, Mikami and Misa on the sides behind them with Masuda all the way in the back. Even more cheering appears as the L/Wammy House walks on the floor. They all wear baggy jogging suit, black and green. Mello chomps on his chocolate bar while Near strays towards the outside, building a small house of cards. Watari strays towards the back and Aiber stays towards the front with L. Soichiro walks along the line between the two teams, dressed as a ref.
"I want a clean game," he calls. "No Death Note," he looks at Mikami, Light and Misa in turn. "No taunting or kidnapping of balls," he looks at Mello. "Now, when I blow the whistle, attack!"
He quickly runs back to the side and blows the whistle. Light and Mogi jump up and grab two balls, quickly throwing them at Mello and Watari. Mello rolls to the side, dodging the ball but Watari wasn't as lucky. The old man trudges to the side and sits in a chair. Mikami catches the ball that Aiber throws at him, causing him to get put out. L dodges a ball that Misa throws at him and Near gets up, picking up a rolling ball by his card fort. He throws it at Misa and she throws a fit as she sits out, crossing her arms. Matsuda caught a ball that was aimed at his face and Mello curses as he sits next to Aiber and Watari, leaving only L and Near on the field of battle. Near throws a ball at Matsuda, which bounces and hits Mogi in the process, getting both of them out. Mikami and Light dodge a small barrage of balls that L and Near throw at them. Mikami gets hit by one as Light catches another, getting Near out. Light and L are the last two against each other.
"You're going down, Ryuzaki!"
Light throws a ball but L catches it. Light's eyes widen and the crowd chants L's name.
L! L! L!
He waves and Light curses under his breath. Soichiro hands him a gold dodgeball, raising his hand. The crowds cheers deafen everyone, even them. A group of otakus surge around him, screaming for him to let them bear his children.
Next time in Random School Otaku Moments: Demons Take the School and Rin Okumura Saves Me and My Friend! BYE!