A New Agenda

Author's Note: Well, to those of you who read Jevil's Revenge, I wanted to say thanks again if you read all fourteen chapters and still want more from me. That said, this story is the first step to the second story of a Deltarune trilogy I've planned out. Unlike the last story, this one will take place in the light dimension, and the main cast will feature Alphys and her freshman class on top of the five main characters from the last one.

My purpose in this story is to write a bunch of nonsensical shenanigans performed by Jevil, and hopefully, I'll do a great job. Furthermore, it's to make characters like Berdly, Snowy, Jockington, etc, more relevant, as well as officially add Ralsei and Lancer to the light world. To those of you wondering, this story will still have some romantic Kris x Ralsei and Lancer x Susie moments, but they won't be as frequent as the last one.

And… I'm sort of finding myself shipping something I don't know if the fans will agree with me on, and I don't know if I should make it romantic or not. If you don't have a clue which two characters I'm talking about, it'll get increasingly easier once I get a couple of chapters in, but until then, this story will have ZERO REAL romance between them.

Sorry for taking so long, please enjoy!

5:30 A.M. Susie's House

The young purple dragon is sound asleep cuddling her blue and white boyfriend as he lays his round body over hers. Both sleep peacefully as the short blue jester sleeping on a pillow on the floor opens his eyes.

"Hm." He hums lightly as he slowly raises his head. "OAH!" He gasps as he glances at Susie's clock, labeled five-thirty. "Oh no! We overslept!" He grabs his airhorn out of his pocket and holds it above Susie and Lancer. "Rise and shine lovebirds!" He presses the button on the air horn.

HOOOONNNNNKKKKK!

"AH!" Both Susie and Lancer scream and open their eyes. They both give the jester the same mirrored expression.

"What the hell was that for Jevil?!" Susie shouts in frustration as the joker pockets his air horn.

"It's five thirty and Monday morning! I was supposed to wake us all up at five A.M. so we could discuss our new agenda!" He says as he points at the alarm clock. "Why didn't it go off thirty minutes ago?!" Susie rolls her eyes in annoyance.

"I damaged that clock about a year ago because I didn't like the annoying sound it made when it rang." She states. "Now the alarm doesn't work."

"Besides, school doesn't start until eight," Lancer adds as Jevil shakes his head.

"No, no, no. Don't change the subject." He says as he pulls the blanket off of them, revealing Susie in her bra and panties and Lancer without his shirt. "You cannot be serious." He says in a disgusted tone. "You're far too young to sleep with this limited amount of clothing." The spade boy sits up lightly.

"A lot of guys sleep without their shirt." He says as Jevil pushes him over, and then facepalms again.

"Lancer, where are your pants?" He asks as Susie grins and points to a nearby chair.

"Over there." She says as Jevil sighs lengthily.

"If you guys get used to sleeping together in your underwear, it's only a matter of time it'll take before you're both too desperate to keep those undies on," Susie smirks seductively at her boyfriend.

"I'd take my panties off in a heartbeat for my sweet little spade." Lancer blushes at that comment as she frowns at Jevil and proceeds. "But I find a small creepy imp sharing the room with us to be a bit of a turnoff." Jevil floats closer to her face.

"You know Susie, the Miraculous Heartthrob was supposed to bring you love, not activate your still developing hormones!" Lancer steps out of bed and into his pants.

"You know Jevil, we're teenagers who love each other. You don't need to dictate or parent our actions." He says as the jester metronomes his finger.

"Tsk, tsk, tsk. I'm only doing what any sensible adult would do to prevent anything explicit." Lancer rolls his eyes.

"Why aren't you this overprotective on Kris and Ralsei?" The blackjack asks as Jevil shrugs.

"Perhaps because those two are the more mature members of the group." He grabs his air horn. "And speaking of which, I need to wake them up too, so please get up, get dressed, and meet us outside the school in thirty minutes." He requests before teleporting. Susie sighs in exhaustion as Lancer grabs her white shirt and jacket.

"Sometimes I wonder if we can let Kris and Ralsei take Jevil." She says as Lancer shrugs and tosses her her clothing.

"I think your family is stronger than Kris's single mother." He says as he slips into his spade shirt. "Besides, he'd probably thrash their house." Susie chuckles.

"Well, I'd be lying if I said I wouldn't want to watch that. Toriel would go crazy if he did that." She slips into her white shirt and steps out of bed. "But do you agree he's a little overprotective?" Lancer nods once.

"I think so, but can you really blame him?" He asks with a sympathetic look in his eyes. Susie sighs and puts on her jeans and jacket.

"Yeah, I understand he's saddened." She looks out the window at the dark sky. "I just hope all of us can get along with him in our school."

Meanwhile at Toriel's House

Jevil stares at the two young boys as they sleep soundly in the same bed. The black goat is snuggled up to the human's chest and his arms are resting calmly around his back. The jester smirks evilly and presses the button.

HOOOONNNNKKKK!

"AH!" Both boys scream and awaken instantly, Ralsei's voice being more audible than Kris's.

"JEVIL!" Ralsei screams in frustration as the joker giggles menacingly.

"What was that for?" Kris asks in a clam, yet stressed out tone. Jevil pockets his air horn.

"We slept in until five thirty. The plan was to wake up at five!" He answers with slight frustration. Ralsei rolls his eyes.

"How were we supposed to know it was five?" He asks as the jester frowns at Kris.

"I told Susie five o'clock. Don't tell me she didn't text you that." Kris sighs and shrugs.

"She must've forgotten." Jevil facepalms as Kris frowns at him, his light blue eyes faded out by the still absent sunlight. "We haven't even seen you since Friday." He says.

"I simply thought you guys would do fine without me, that's why." Jevil answers as he puts his finger to his chin. "Say, what did you boys do all weekend?" He asks as Ralsei smiles largely.

"Oh, our weekend was fantastic beyond all reason!" He says enthusiastically as he glances behind him. "We played video games all day on Saturday!" The joker frowns lightly.

"Video games?" He asks curiously. "Are those like, T.V. programmed games with an objective?" Ralsei nods rapidly.

"Oh yeah! And they are some much fun!" Jevil sighs and withdraws his deck of cards.

"If you guys wanted to play games, you should've invited me. I would've loved to play with you." Kris shrugs casually.

"Sorry pal. Maybe next time." He apologizes as Jevil's mischievous smile returns.

"That's fine. Just don't let it happen again." He insists as he points out the window. "Now, let's get outside! Susie and Lancer are supposed to meet us outside the school in twenty-five minutes!" He exclaims as he tosses Kris and Ralsei their shirts. "Do you boys already have your pants on?" He asks as Ralsei unfolds the covers, both boys are wearing shorts.

"Yes, sir." The black goat says proudly as the jester's smile widens slightly.

"Good, you're already a step ahead of Susie and Lancer in maturity." He says proudly. "Now, please go to that area next to the school for me once you're dressed." He says as he teleports. Kris sighs and glances at his boyfriend.

"I guess I'll have to tell mom we need to leave early." He says as Ralsei shrugs.

"Okay, but what if she says no?" He asks curiously. The human sighs lightly.

"We'll have to leave anyway. We don't want to keep our three closest friends waiting."

6:00 A.M. Delta School Woods

Jevil waits outside the deciduous forest as the four close friends all meet in front of the building. Jevil has a very casual smile on his face as he holds his arms up.

"Good job everyone! You all made it on time!" He exclaims as Susie yawns.

"I really don't like waking up this early." She says in a disinterested tone. The joker metronomes his finger.

"I don't give a damn about some lame sleeping habits." He states. "None of us need to get used to coming to school late." He says in a dominant tone.

"But school doesn't start for two more hours." Ralsei reminds him. Jevil nods.

"Yes, I know that. But we all need to get used to a specific wake up time." Kris holds his arm beside him.

"How about seven?" He asks as Jevil shrugs.

"I suppose I can allow it." His expression changes. "But today we needed to come here early!" He pulls a long list out of his pocket. "You see, there's an agenda to be driven, and it's always good to follow it." Ralsei flinches at the size of the list.

"That looks like a large list. How long is it?" He asks as Jevil pauses for a second.

"Oh, this list?" He shows them the empty front. "It's blank right now." Susie facepalms.

"You woke us up to bring us out at six A.M. to show us a list of items you haven't even started?!" She asks in a frustrated tone. Jevil frowns lightly and nods.

"Of course. Do you really think I should make all the plans on my own and then expect you to follow them?" Susie's expression changes.

"Well, no." She says as Lancer levitates closer to him.

"But we would've liked a heads up before you plan a meeting none of us knew anything about." He says as Jevil grabs a pencil.

"Okay, I'll write this conference on the list first." He looks around at the trees and then chuckles nervously. "Uh, did anyone bring a flat surface to write on?"

"No." Kris answers. "It wasn't on our agenda to do so, just like the idea of coming out here at this time." Jevil chuckles a few times and crumples up the long paper.

"Well then," He shoves the crumpled list into his pocket. "Forget the list. We'll just talk about our ideas for the week, shall we?" He asks as he points to the school. "It's going to be my first day of school in ages!" He exclaims happily as Ralsei and Lancer smile.

"I've always wanted to attend a public school!" Ralsei happily remarks as Lancer nods.

"My dad always told me I was too smart for school. Now it's time to prove him right!" Susie rolls her eyes.

"Don't get your hopes up. This school is the most boring building on the damn planet." She says in a bored tone as Kris shrugs.

"There isn't a lot of exciting things that go on here." He agrees as Jevil teleports closer to his face.

"Then that'll be my top priority! I will reshape this school to the point every small child will want to go here! And every adult will wish they could go back!" Kris taps him on the shoulder lightly.

"About that Jevil, I really don't think they'll let you in." Jevil stops celebrating for a second.

"Is that so?" He asks as Susie nods.

"Yeah, Kris has a point. You're an adult." She says as the jester frowns.

"So what? Aren't your teachers' adults?" He asks as Kris nods.

"Naturally yes, but you're not educated to teach." Jevil's eye twitches.

"Look, Kris, I may not be the sharpest tool in the shed." He twirls around and shapeshifts into the Devil's Knife. "But I am now!" He exclaims as Susie grabs him and holds him close to her face.

"No way! Do you actually think they'll let any of us in if we bring a knife inside?" The joker transforms back and metronomes his finger at the purple dragon.

"Tsk, tsk, tsk." He taunts lightly. "They won't even see me, and I won't see them." Ralsei frowns in a curious manner.

"You can't see when you're in the Devil's Knife form?" Jevil shrugs and shakes his head.

"Well Duh! Did you see any eyeballs on that thing?" He asks as he levitates higher, catching all of their attention. "I won't be watching the class, I'll just be listening to them." He states as Lancer chuckles.

"I didn't see any ears on that blade either. Ergo you shouldn't be able to hear." He states as Jevil gets in his face.

"Well Lancer, I don't see any ears on your head either. Does that mean you're deaf?" The spade boy flinches and shakes his head.

"Okay, you've got a point." The jester nods once and teleports back to the center of them.

"Now, the main goal of a school is to have fun, right?" He asks as Susie shakes her head.

"Wrong, the goal of school is to learn." Jevil's smile fades.

"Alright, but is your teacher at least funny?" He asks as Susie chuckles.

"Ha! Miss Alphys is the funniest teacher you'll ever meet." She remarks. "Every time I walk into the classroom I can literally hear her breathing through intimidation, and she's always watching anime on her phone, expecting us to believe it's educational." The joker raises an eyebrow.

"What is anime?" He asks curiously as Kris steps in.

"It's a cartoon made with greater animation, more drama, and more total action than most average cartoons." He states as Jevil glances back to the reptilian teen.

"And your own teacher is afraid of you?" He asks as she chuckles.

"Damn right she is." She states as Ralsei smiles coyly.

"That's fine, we can tell her you're actually a sweet person." Susie shakes her head.

"Nah, let's let her learn that for herself. Otherwise, she'll remain the weakest person in this town." Kris sighs sadly.

"It's true, Miss Alphys is pretty vulnerable." Jevil glances behind him.

"Oy, I did not sign up for this." He states as Lancer raises an eyebrow.

"What do you mean by that?" He asks. "No one told you that you needed to come with us." He says as Jevil glances around at them.

"I didn't come to this dimension assuming we'd go to a boring school with a wimpy teacher that fears Susie and slacks off, whilst lying to students!" He pouts as Susie shrugs.

"Jevil, in all honesty, I think you're literally the only person who was never once even the slightest bit scared of me." Jevil glances at Kris.

"But is anyone else in class like you?" He asks as the young lad smirks and shakes his head.

"Not even slightly. Everyone in the class is a different species and they all have different personalities." The jester chuckles.

"Nice, every good classroom should have a little diversity in it." He states before he grabs his deck of cards. "Do they all at least like games?"

"They'd better." Lancer remarks. "If they can't play card games, we'll never earn our portions of money." Kris sighs.

"I hate to break it to you Lancer, but gambling is illegal until the age of twenty-one in this dimension." He states as the blackjack frowns.

"This world is flawed, why would anyone want to live here?" He asks as Jevil shrugs upon glancing at his dark purple eyes.

"I would love to agree with you old pal, but I've got one thing to ask, have you looked in any mirrors lately?" He asks as Lancer shrugs.

"I don't think so, why?" He asks as Ralsei takes off his hat, revealing his pitch-black fur.

"In this dimension, my fur is black and your eyes are visible." Lancer glances at Kris.

"What color are my pupils?" He asks.

"Dark purple." He remarks.

"HA!" Lancer points at him. "False! My pupils are black!" He shouts as Ralsei sighs.

"Lancer, part of the concept of being in this dimension is an environmental mutation. Your pupils are purple and your facial shadow is gone." Lancer glooms.

"Drat. My facial shadow made card games so easy to play. There's no way I'll pass my freshman year without my poker face!" Susie giggles cutely.

"Lancer, your eyes are one of the reasons I love you. That, and your great personality." Kris taps his shoulder.

"You won't need to worry about card games. We don't teach that sort of thing in this school." Jevil's jaw drops.

"What kind of school is this?!" He exclaims. "No card games?! Back in my day, all classes were about was strategy!" He pouts as Susie shrugs.

"In this world, not everything is all fun and games." She states as Jevil teleports toward her.

"Well, it should be all fun and games! If not there's literally no point of living in this world!" Ralsei sighs.

"I understand this might take some time to get used to, but I'm sure we'll all have a great time." He says as Jevil descends slowly.

"I hope you're correct." He then faces Kris. "And I hope your teacher is funnier than you believe." Kris shrugs.

"I can't promise any long laughs, but I assure you Alphys has a great personality." Jevil's ears twitch and his expression changes.

"Great! Then it'll be a lot of fun to meet her!" He exclaims as Susie lightly grabs his tail.

"Buddy, I don't mean to be rude, but you wouldn't last five minutes in that room." She says as the joker frowns to her.

"I killed the Spade King after you three lost your strength. If you can survive here, I think I can just as easy." He states as the purple dragon shakes her head.

"It's not that. I think Alphys will kick you out five minutes into the period." The jester sighs deeply.

"She can't kick me out if I'm teleporting around the room." Ralsei facepalms.

"Do you want to cause trouble?" He asks.

"I want to cause chaos!" Jevil exclaims. "That is unless the class is already a lot of fun anyway." He lowers his eyebrows. "Which it probably isn't." Lancer raises an eyebrow and levitates closer to the joker.

"If you don't think you'll have fun, what's the point of even staying here? You can go back to Susie's house and play games with Sol." He suggests as Jevil shakes his head.

"I feel like her family won't want me to go back." He turns to Kris with a nervous look. "I sorta thrashed the place to get Susie some respect." Kris frowns.

"Was that really necessary?" He asks as Susie nods.

"Believe me, it was more than necessary." She states as Kris responds.

"You can hang out at my house. We've got the new Nintendo Switch." He states as Jevil frowns.

"What's the point of playing a video game alone?" He asks as Ralsei shrugs.

"We'll be back home at three thirty. We can play it then." He states as Jevil chuckles.

"Seven and a half hours of a boring school? That's what you people sit through in this world?" Susie rolls her eyes.

"Yep. And dropping out only makes you more likely to end up homeless." The jester sighs.

"Okay, here's the plan. Metamorphosis!" He transforms into the Devil's Knife and levitates toward Lancer. "LIEUTENANT LANCER! HUP!" The spade boy quickly salutes!

"Sir! General Jevil sir!" He reacts as Ralsei's eyelids drop.

"Are you seriously treating this like a military squad?" He asks in an unamused tone.

"QUIET PRIVATE RALSEI!" He screams as the dark goat sighs. He then turns the tip back towards Lancer. "Now! You will go in that classroom and walk out with straight A's! That way the teacher will be forced to respect you! Got it?!" The blackjack smirks.

"Sir! YES SIR!" He cheers as Kris sighs.

"Are we making Alphys out to be the bad guy?" He asks in a saddened tone. Susie chuckles a few times.

"Alphys is the one who wants to keep failing me until I drop out, so perhaps she is the villain." She states as Kris frowns at her.

"That's because you don't do any homework." Jevil teleports toward Susie, cutting Kris off.

"Sargent Susie!" He exclaims as she salutes.

"Yes, Captain Jevil sir?" Jevil shakes a few times.

"GENERAL JEVIL! I'M THE FOUR STARS HERE!" He says as a diamond, heart, club, and spade appear around him. Susie chuckles and shrugs.

"My apologies General Jevil. What's my task?" She asks as he floats a little higher.

"You are to do all the heavy lifting to all of our assignments! We're going to set up so many projects and activities for this school. Including, bungee jumping and daredevil cannon shooting." Ralsei's eyes widen massively.

"Dude! Can't you make it a little more peaceful?!" He pleads, causing the floating weapon to sigh.

"Fine, no extreme sports." He says as Susie and Lancer's smiles fade lightly and Ralsei's returns. "We'll have tranquilizer dart wars instead!" Susie and Lancer grin largely as the dark goat shivers.

"No, no, no, no!" Jevil teleports over to him.

"You'll supply the tranquilizers!" He states as he teleports back to Susie.

"For the record, I don't like this plan," Ralsei mumbles to Kris. Kris shrugs as Susie responds.

"I'm all up for the heavy lifting. If you subtract Kris, I'm stronger than the rest of the class combined." Jevil leans the blade forward in a nodding manner.

"Good, and you'll have to carry me in your pocket." Susie smiles and nods once.

"Absolutely." The reptilian teen says as he teleports back to Kris.

"CAPTAIN KRIS! Salute!" The human chuckles.

"Alright General," Kris says as he puts his hand to the side of his forehead. "What's my job?" He asks as Jevil turns toward the building.

"Your job is to make sure I don't do or say anything stupid! Can you do that?!" Ralsei frowns.

"Pretending to be a general to lead commands is dumber than anything I can see you doing." He states.

"PRIVATE RALSEI! I SAID QUIET!" He shouts as the goat sighs. "Kris! As long as I'm in Susie's pocket I should be fine, but if something happens, snap me out of it!" Kris nods.

"Alright sir. You can count on me."

"GREAT!" He floats over to the unamused goat. "PRIVATE RALSEI!"

"What?" He asks in a broken tone.

"WHY AREN'T YOU SALUTING?!" He shouts.

"Because this whole war impersonation is disrespectful to all the real soldiers we have out there." He says.

"FALSE! THEY WERE ALL HUMANS! AND NOW THEY'RE ALL DEAD!" Jevil transforms back to his normal form. "Unless you deem disgrace towards Kris's people, I suggest you do your history." Ralsei sighs.

"Why am I 'Private Ralsei?' Lancer's Lieutenant, Kris is Captain, and Susie is Sargent?" He asks as Jevil shrugs.

"Sorry pal, those are alliterations. There's no military rank that starts with R, sorry." He states as Ralsei exhales deeply.

"Sorry, sir, what is my task?" He asks with a little more energy.

"I need you to do the most important task of all time." He says as he salutes. "Ralsei, I'm ready to grant you the honor of making us part of the class." Ralsei smiles lightly.

"Me? Really?" He asks curiously as Jevil nods.

"Yes. Because when I look at you four adorable and loving children, I feel like I'm part of a family." All four of them mirror the same heartfelt expression as he gives them an honest look. "You young heroes are the ones who saved me from my empty world, and I genuinely love you all so much. I want to call you my friends, seeing as I've gone so long and all my friends are gone, and I'm hoping we can expand and bring this entire class into our loving family." Ralsei gives a passionate look.

"So you want me to warmly invite our classmates to our group of friends?" Jevil smiles and nods.

"Yes, please. The friendship that you four share makes me feel contently proud inside. And I see no downside of making this strong bond part of the entire class. No two people should feel disconnected from one massive close group of people. Agreed?" Ralsei smiles cutely.

"I agree. And I will absolutely do everything I can to form this bond." Jevil levitates lightly.

"Great! Metamorphosis!" He transforms into the Devil's Knife. "Now, let's begin!" Lancer taps on the doorknob.

"It's locked. We can't get in until seven." Jevil floats up to the lock.

"I can do anything!" He exclaims as he inserts the blade into the knob and twists it, the door unlocks.

"Nice job!" Lancer exclaims as he levitates inside. Susie grabs Jevil.

"You're pretty handy, aren't you?" She slides him into her jean pocket and follows Lancer in. Ralsei turns to Kris.

"Do you think I can bring the entire class together?" He asks politely as Kris sighs and shakes his head slowly. Thinking of a certain blue jay.

"I really want to tell you, yes, but there's one douchebag I know for a fact you'll have trouble with." Ralsei's smile vanishes.

"Who is it?" He asks as the human grabs his hand and walks him inside.

"You'll find out."

Author's Note: And Bam! Done with chapter one. If you thought this chapter was even the slightest bit good, then I assure you-you're in for a real treat going forward. Until then, have a nice day!

(… I'm still finding myself shipping something I don't know if people will support, help me…)