Disclaimer: Comes with watching too much LOTR: (and Pirates of the
Caribbean 'Captain Jack Sparrow, Will Turner, Legolas.lost my train of
thought'). Anyway, if I owned any of these guys (technically Will Turner
and Legolas are the same guy but anyway) I wouldn't be here typing about
them, now would I?
1. If you can read this, the dwarf fell off,
Said Legolas' shirt
At least it's less appalling
Then Merry and Pip looking up Elrond's skirt.
2. Legolas said it would be fun to go
Out and play baseball in the woods near
Rivendell. We believed it would be a grand
Day, so we agreed and
Off we went, just Legolas, Gimli, Aragorn,
Frodo, Sam, Merry, Pippin, and me.
The rest of our company was too
Haughty to play with the likes of
Elves, a dwarf, a man and halflings.
Riding along on my horse,
Indiana Jones, who carried our equipment,
Never have I seen such a lovely place,
Gimli exclaimed. His atonished
Sentiment was carried by all.
Getting to the place of our entertainment,
Aragon declared it looked like rain.
Merry's eyes got big as
Emerald stones when the clouds
Drained their tears on us.
Away to shelter was a cry heard.
You don't believe me, take Sam's word.
1. If you can read this, the dwarf fell off,
Said Legolas' shirt
At least it's less appalling
Then Merry and Pip looking up Elrond's skirt.
2. Legolas said it would be fun to go
Out and play baseball in the woods near
Rivendell. We believed it would be a grand
Day, so we agreed and
Off we went, just Legolas, Gimli, Aragorn,
Frodo, Sam, Merry, Pippin, and me.
The rest of our company was too
Haughty to play with the likes of
Elves, a dwarf, a man and halflings.
Riding along on my horse,
Indiana Jones, who carried our equipment,
Never have I seen such a lovely place,
Gimli exclaimed. His atonished
Sentiment was carried by all.
Getting to the place of our entertainment,
Aragon declared it looked like rain.
Merry's eyes got big as
Emerald stones when the clouds
Drained their tears on us.
Away to shelter was a cry heard.
You don't believe me, take Sam's word.