This is written for Maia. May our idea of Ron being creeped out during dessert be part of a one-shot.

It was just an average day in the Great Hall at dinner time. Everyone talking about what they did that day. Correction…what Ron Weasley did to his older brother's that day.

They were planning on pranking him and his best friend, Harry Potter but, he stopped them by magically gluing them to Common Room sofas earlier in the afternoon and spraying them with Muggle glitter.

Nobody could believe the Prankster Twins had been out-pranked. By their stupid, younger brother.

So, naturally, when the Golden Trio entered the hall, all eyes were on them, not Harry - the famous Boy Who Lived, destined to bring Voldemort down for ever, who is the only person to ever survive the Killing Curse - not Hermione Granger, who was the Brightest Witch of her age, who had grown into her looks in 4th year but, at Ron Weasley, the greedy, red-freckled fool who out-pranked THE Weasley Twins.

They sat down, opposite Fred and George - who were still covered in glitter - but smiling somewhat evilly.

"What have you put in my drink?" Ron questioned suspiciously.

"Why, Little Brother," Cried Fred in a mock-upset voice.

"What makes you think we've done anything to your drink?" George questioned him, the evil twinkle back in his eye.

Ron slowly sipped it and, after a minute or two, when nothing happened, he loosened up and ate almost carefully. Everything tasted fine, no weird side affects mentally or physically was happening to him.

He continued this slowly over the dinner hour but, after every bite, loosened up.

It was time for dessert, ten minutes before they dinner hour was up and they had to back to the Common Room.

Ron grabbed a bowl of trifle and was about to eat when;

SMASH!

"Oh my Merlin, a unicorn!" Parvati Patil cried out in obvious shock.

There it was. A magnificent beast, standing up tall. It was slightly greyer than your average Unicorn and didn't have that special sparkle they normally have but, the horned horse was there. It was POSITIVELY a Unicorn, right?

To everyone's surprise, it trotted up to the Gryffindor Table and jumped on it, still trotting over to Ron. In one quick sweep, before Ron had a chance to grab it for safety, the Unicorn bent down and ate his trifle.

Ron grew angry. No-one, not even endangered magical creatures, stole his dessert.

"Why, you little beast. Stupef-" He cried, about to hex it when Harry stopped him.

"Ron, you can't hex a Unicorn, it's like illegal or something." The dark haired boy tried to reason with him.

"Plus," Hermione butted in, observing the beast closely. "It doesn't look like a real Unicorn."

"Of course it's a bloody real unicorn!" Ron cried out.

"Then, explain this." She pointed to a very thin but noticeable gap with a tiny zip between it's rear end and the rest of it.

"I…" Ron stuttered. "I…I don't know."

Before Hermione could demand the "Unicorn" show him or herself, Fred and George magically popped out of the costume.

"Fool us once, shame on you. In public!" They yelled with glee.

"Wh…bu…but….you….unicorn….sitting…there!" Ron stuttered, frantically.

The Great Hall clock dinged 8 o'clock and "Fred and George" sat opposite them transformed into Lee Jordan and Angelina Johnson.

"Take this as a lesson," The real George said.

"Never out-prank the Weasley Twins." Fred finished for his twin.

Ron simply fainted into his empty trifle bowl.

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