I own nothing Harry Potter belongs to way too many people namely the fabled JKR *bows reverently. The song belongs to ABBA I just though it was appropriate
AN – this is a one shot story not too long with a song in it, it is not a song fic.
When I Kissed The Teacher
God I have no idea what possessed me to do it. He was just…Oh God. I turn left and sprint toward the fat Lady.
"Lacewigs, lacewigs!" I shout.
I sprint through the picture that has just swung open.
I run for the head girl rooms.
Why?
Well I can answer that said a devious little voice in the back of my head because you've had a crush on the dear professor for ages.
Ack no wrong train of thought. Radio!! Where is the radio need distraction.
I flip the thing on the second I get my hands on it and immediately the worst possible song comes on and I can't help but listen.
i"Everybody screamed when I kissed the teacher
And they must have thought they dreamed when I kissed
the teacher"/i
Oh dear God this just happened to me, Damn you ABBA you and your little dog too
i"All
my friends at school
They had never seen the teacher blush, he looked like a fool
Nearly petrified 'cos he was taken by surprise
When I kissed the teacher
Couldn't quite believe his eyes, when I kissed the teacher
My whole class went wild
As I held my breath, the world stood still, but then he just smiled
I was in the seventh heaven when I kissed the teacher"/i
Oh God I did enjoy it I really did his lips were so soft and his hair isn't greasy just shiny and soft and…Oh Gods I'm doing it again must stop listening to radio. (however Hermione did not turn off her wizarding wireless)
i
One of these days
Gonna tell him I dream of him every night
One of these days
Gonna show him I care, gonna teach him a lesson alright
I was in a trance when
I kissed the teacher
Suddenly I took the chance when I kissed the teacher
Leaning over me, he was trying to explain the laws of geometry
And I couldn't help it, I just had to kiss the teacher
/i
Thank God Severus doesn't teach geometry or this would be just way too creepy…..O Jesus where the hell did that come from he is Snape and I have no right to call him by his first name
"You were calling him by his first name last night" says that nagging little part of my mind. I tell it to shut the Hell up.
i
One of these days
Gonna tell him I dream of him every night
One of these days
Gonna show him I care, gonna teach him a lesson alright
What a crazy day, when
I kissed the teacher
All my sense had flown away when I kissed the teacher
My whole class went wild
As I held my breath, the world stood still, but then he just smiled
I was in the seventh heaven when I kissed the teacher
/i
Mmmm his hair did smell good, admit it to yourself granger you've got it bad, really bad
"Mmmmm yes I've got it bad," the humor of sensible Hermione Granger talking to an empty room isn't lost on me. Oh well
i
(I wanna hug, hug, hug him)
When I kissed the teacher
(I wanna hug, hug him)
When I kissed the teacher
(I wanna hug, hug, hug him)
When I kissed the teacher
(I wanna hug, hug him)
When I kissed the teacher
(I wanna hug, hug, hug him)
/i
The song ended and something else came on I didn't care however as I was too shocked to register anything but the figure in my doorway
"Miss Granger I believe we have some unfinished business that you so foolishly started during you class, you have been a very naughty little witch." He drawled silkily.
"Oh yes Professor, would you like to take care of your business and punish me," I said noting the bulge in his trousers.
He is sweeping toward me…and now his body is pressing me to the bed.
And I held my breath, and the world stood still, but then he just smiled at me. And I was in the seventh heaven when the teacher kissed me.
Fin
So how do you like it? It's short and fluffy but it was a fun little thing to write. Feedback is always welcome. Muah.