Pretty Boy on the Pearl
[The Black Pearl is in the hands of Captain Jack Sparrow. He invites his old pal, Will Turner and his girl Elizabeth Swan, to join him for a life at sea on the Black Pearl]
[Jack is sitting quietly humming "A Pirates Life For Me" when Elizabeth comes in]
Jack: 'Ello love!
Elizabeth: How many feakin' times do I have to tell you! I am not your love nor have I ever been your love, so shut the hell up!
Jack: Sheesh... I was just joking! [mumbles] That time of the month, eh?
Elizabeth: I heard that!
[Will emerges from below deck with a black eye]
Jack: What the hell happened to you?
Will: I got beat up by the crew again. They kept calling me a pretty boy and can you believe it, they insulted my hair! After that, they were just begging for a beating, so I had to give it to them!
Elizabeth: Oh, you poor dear!
Jack: If I do say so myself Will, I can see why they call you that, You are awful pretty!
Will: Shut up... You're the one with the beads in your hair.
Jack: But laddy, it works with my look... Don't you see it? Your hair is just...
Will: Don't even say it!
Jack: Whatever... [cough] prettyboy [cough]
[Will walks sadly to his room below deck]
Jack: I ALMOST feel sorry for the poor lad... ALMOST... hahahahaha!
Elizabeth: You are such a meanie! You don't even consider anyone else's feelings!
Jack: Pirate, savvy?
Elizabeth: Yeah, I know... How many times do you have to use that ridiculous line?
Jack: A lot.
Elizabeth: I'm bored. You are pretty boring for a pirate, you know?
Jack: Never! I am a pirate! I am never boring, you fool!
Elizabeth: In your dreams...
Jack: Oh, no. You know nothing of my dreams... I dream of nothing but you... in a birthday suit...Ahh... yes I see it now...
Elizabeth: I am disgusted. You are such a pervert!
Jack: He he... I know...
[Jack bites into an apple]
Jack: You know, [spits apple pieces everywhere as he talks] I've been thinking about Barbosa a lot lately...
Elizabeth: Oh really...
Jack: ... and you know what conclusion I have come to? [Spits a piece of apple at Elizabeth's face]
Elizabeth: [wipes the piece of apple off of her face] What, for heavens sake what!?
Jack: He was a very handsome man. I mean aside from him being dead he was rather, how do you say it? Hot?
Elizabeth: Are you a eunuch?
Jack: Of course not, why would you think such a thing?
Elizabeth: [sighs] Never mind, you idiot! [Storms out of the room leaving Jack to eat by himself, in peace]
[The Black Pearl is in the hands of Captain Jack Sparrow. He invites his old pal, Will Turner and his girl Elizabeth Swan, to join him for a life at sea on the Black Pearl]
[Jack is sitting quietly humming "A Pirates Life For Me" when Elizabeth comes in]
Jack: 'Ello love!
Elizabeth: How many feakin' times do I have to tell you! I am not your love nor have I ever been your love, so shut the hell up!
Jack: Sheesh... I was just joking! [mumbles] That time of the month, eh?
Elizabeth: I heard that!
[Will emerges from below deck with a black eye]
Jack: What the hell happened to you?
Will: I got beat up by the crew again. They kept calling me a pretty boy and can you believe it, they insulted my hair! After that, they were just begging for a beating, so I had to give it to them!
Elizabeth: Oh, you poor dear!
Jack: If I do say so myself Will, I can see why they call you that, You are awful pretty!
Will: Shut up... You're the one with the beads in your hair.
Jack: But laddy, it works with my look... Don't you see it? Your hair is just...
Will: Don't even say it!
Jack: Whatever... [cough] prettyboy [cough]
[Will walks sadly to his room below deck]
Jack: I ALMOST feel sorry for the poor lad... ALMOST... hahahahaha!
Elizabeth: You are such a meanie! You don't even consider anyone else's feelings!
Jack: Pirate, savvy?
Elizabeth: Yeah, I know... How many times do you have to use that ridiculous line?
Jack: A lot.
Elizabeth: I'm bored. You are pretty boring for a pirate, you know?
Jack: Never! I am a pirate! I am never boring, you fool!
Elizabeth: In your dreams...
Jack: Oh, no. You know nothing of my dreams... I dream of nothing but you... in a birthday suit...Ahh... yes I see it now...
Elizabeth: I am disgusted. You are such a pervert!
Jack: He he... I know...
[Jack bites into an apple]
Jack: You know, [spits apple pieces everywhere as he talks] I've been thinking about Barbosa a lot lately...
Elizabeth: Oh really...
Jack: ... and you know what conclusion I have come to? [Spits a piece of apple at Elizabeth's face]
Elizabeth: [wipes the piece of apple off of her face] What, for heavens sake what!?
Jack: He was a very handsome man. I mean aside from him being dead he was rather, how do you say it? Hot?
Elizabeth: Are you a eunuch?
Jack: Of course not, why would you think such a thing?
Elizabeth: [sighs] Never mind, you idiot! [Storms out of the room leaving Jack to eat by himself, in peace]