A/N: Drabble written for this prompt on 1stclass-kink at LiveJournal: "Go to textsfromlastnight, hit random, pick your favorite of the ones that pop up, and write a fic based on it!" Written play style, because I wanted to.
Alex wanders into Hank's lab with a popsicle.
Hank: Alex, you can't eat in here. You could damage the delicate equipment!
Alex: You're worried about the food, not my destructive powers? That's a first.
Hank: You aren't going to listen, are you.
Alex: When have I ever listened to you, bozo?
Hank: Oh God, not this again. Can you please just leave? I'm busy.
Alex: No. Random question, how's your gag reflex these days?
Hank sputters incoherently.
Hank: WHAT?
Alex: They say you can improve your control over it through practice. Wanna test that claim? All in the name of science, of course.