If You Try to Race a Hedgehog
If you try to race a-
"STOP!!!" Endigo shouted. "You already did that one."
"What, you want me to do something new?" I asked.
"YES!!!"
"Fine."
If You Try to Rob an Echidna
If you try to rob an echidna, he'll probably catch you.
If he catches you, he'll guard his giant emerald.
While he guards the emerald, he'll try to fight you.
If he fights you, an evil genius will try to take the emerald.
If he tries to take it, the echidna will shatter it.
Since it's shattered, he'll make you help him find it.
If you help him, he'll use you to distract things, like an evil robot.
If you try to distract a robot, you'll probably break something.
If you break something, the echidna will take you to the hospital.
If you go to the hospital, he'll make you pay the bill by running away.
If he runs away, you'll become angry (and broke from the bill.)
Since you're angry, you'll try to find all his shards.
Since you find half of his shards, he'll make you fight him over a lava pit.
While fighting, you'll probably fall.
When you fall, he'll save you.
If he saves you, you'll give him back the shards (unless you're a jerk).
If you give him the shards, he'll become your friend.
Since you're friends, he'll ask you to help stop a liquid creature.
When trying to do this, you'll fall into a collection of flood water from the creature.
When in the water, you'll see the yellow hedgehog again.
If the hedgehog attacks the liquid creature, it will blow up.
If it blows up, you'll get caught in the aftermath.
If you're in the aftermath, you'll begin to drown.
If you survive, you'll be mad at the echidna.
If you're mad at the echidna, you'll want to rob him.
And if you try to rob an echidna-
If you try to race a-
"STOP!!!" Endigo shouted. "You already did that one."
"What, you want me to do something new?" I asked.
"YES!!!"
"Fine."
If You Try to Rob an Echidna
If you try to rob an echidna, he'll probably catch you.
If he catches you, he'll guard his giant emerald.
While he guards the emerald, he'll try to fight you.
If he fights you, an evil genius will try to take the emerald.
If he tries to take it, the echidna will shatter it.
Since it's shattered, he'll make you help him find it.
If you help him, he'll use you to distract things, like an evil robot.
If you try to distract a robot, you'll probably break something.
If you break something, the echidna will take you to the hospital.
If you go to the hospital, he'll make you pay the bill by running away.
If he runs away, you'll become angry (and broke from the bill.)
Since you're angry, you'll try to find all his shards.
Since you find half of his shards, he'll make you fight him over a lava pit.
While fighting, you'll probably fall.
When you fall, he'll save you.
If he saves you, you'll give him back the shards (unless you're a jerk).
If you give him the shards, he'll become your friend.
Since you're friends, he'll ask you to help stop a liquid creature.
When trying to do this, you'll fall into a collection of flood water from the creature.
When in the water, you'll see the yellow hedgehog again.
If the hedgehog attacks the liquid creature, it will blow up.
If it blows up, you'll get caught in the aftermath.
If you're in the aftermath, you'll begin to drown.
If you survive, you'll be mad at the echidna.
If you're mad at the echidna, you'll want to rob him.
And if you try to rob an echidna-