Yo DL, Why the hell are you making another story when you have a shitload of others to work on?
Well, I have so many ideas I need to release.
Has anyone ever seen 'Fantasy Island'? (Ze Plane! Ze Plane!)
Well, If you haven't it's a place where fantasies come true controlled by a man named Mr. Roarke. Well, this latest Story is a bit of a parody of it.
I am accepting OCs, but to keep this story clean cut, I have a set of rules:
1) Only the First 13 submitted will be accepted.
2) One OC per person.
3) Absolutely NO OCs with PTSD or War vets. I'm tired of that bull.
4) Leave a bit of ancestry for me: Is the character Cajun, Apache, Thai?
5) Your OCs will be hurt or killed. Sorry for all you yuppy clingy OC parents.
6) Correct me if your OC is even slightly off.
7) I AM NOT ACCEPTING OCS IF YOU DO NOT READ THE STORY! All you people just mindlessly giving out OCs!
Well, now that we have that buisness taken care of, on with the Prologue:
Fritz glances around. He was alone. Adjacent to him, was a memorial, and he began to muse. Memorials were scattered all around the World, each a lesson about how stupidity and hate mowed down fellow animal beings. There was one in his hometown of Leipzig about the Horrors of Nazi Germany. Spanky told him they were making a memorial in honor of the Civilians lost in the Drug war in his home of Isla Sorna. The one next to him was one commemorating the victory of the Squirrels over the Tiger Army.
Stupidity was widespread, but intelligence and love was such a minor aspect in the World at large. The Tiger Republican Army has made The Squirrlish Section of Tiger Country hell with IED and Panzerschrecks. Years earlier it would be the opposite way around. The Squirrel resistance had suicide bombers and Hookers giving the occupying Tiger army STDs.
Fritz looks at the clouds swimming about the azure heavens. Has there ever been peace in the world?, he thought aloud. A calm breeze blows down Main Street, and a newspaper slaps him in the face. He pulls it off his face, and glares at it. Another Rising in Zweistadt, another Chimaera experiment in Grimmsv-
AND 'YOU JUST WON A FREE TRIP FOR YOU AND 20 FRIENDS TO ISOT ISLAND!
He jumps up and shouts. Now, who to invite...
Sing Sing Sing with a Swing, Even!
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