EPIC RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY
DISCORD
VS
EGGMAN
BEGIN
[DISCORD]
AH GOOD MORNING THERE EGGMAN IT ME THERE DISCORD
TIME FOR ME TO BATTLE YOU OR ELSE YOU'LL GET BORED
YOUR REAL NAME IS ROBOTNIK WHY DID YOU GAIN MANY WEIGHT
YOU TRY TO CAPTURE SONIC EVERY SINGLE DAY
I TURNED TWILIGHT AND ALL HER FRIENDS EVIL AND DERANGED
I CAN BEAT YOU NOW WITH ALL OF MY CHOCOLATE RAIN
YOU ABUSE SNIVELY AND YOU ABUSE ALL YOUR ROBOTS
THE ONLY ONE YOU RESPECT IS THAT PUNY SWABOTS
[EGGMAN]
OH WHAT IT TOO YA YOU LORD OF CHAOS
I GET WAY MANY PLANS I GET THAT A LOT
ALL YOU DID WAS RULE THAT LITTLE PONYVILLE
I MADE MANY ROBOTS AND DESTRUCTION AS THEIR WILL
YOU THINK I'M OVERWEIGHT WELL UNLEAST I'M NOT A POLE
A CREATURE OF CHAOS YOU'RE JUST GETTING OLD
YOU GOT REFORMED BY THAT SENSITIVE FLUTTERSHY
VILLIAN DON'T HAVE FEELING I HAVE SEEN YOU CRY
[DISCORD]
OH WHAT FUN OF THAT MAKING SENSE YOU WANNA PLAY IT FAIR
I'LL GIVE YOU A NICKNAME MR. BALDY MCNOSE HAIR
I MIGHT'VE BEEN REFORMED BUT I'M STILL MISCHEVIOUS
I CAN ALSO TEACH TWILIGHT SPARKLE THE MAGIC OF FRIENDSHIP
IF YOU WERE SO EVIL THEN WHY DID YOU HELP SONIC
LIKE FIGHTING AT THE GALAXY OR SPACE COLONY ARK THAT IS
YOU GET SO MANY LADIES OF SONIC WHY FLIRT THEM ALL
I CAN TURNED YOU DISCORDED SO YOU DON'T MAKE THAT FALL
[EGGMAN]
OH YOU THINK I'M THAT CRAZY WELL I STILL HAVE MANY WEAPON
I'LL ROBOTIZED YOU SO YOU CAN STOP BEING INSANE
YOU'RE WEAK AS A VILLIAN YOU TURN INTO A PROTAGONIST
I'M STILL A BAD VILLIAN WHO IS MORE OF ANTAGONIST
I TRAVEL MANY PLACES YOU JUST STAY HERE AND PRANK
BEING JUST LIKE PINKIE PIE YOU WON'T EVEN GET THE RANK
GUESS WHAT DISCORD I WON AT THIS BATTLE
TIME TO SAY GOODBYE YOU BIG MEANIE GOTTA GO
WHO WON
YOU DECIDE